Minho: *writing a letter*
Minho: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it, you fat, judgemental bastard.
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Hyunjin: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all 7 of them were today.
Changbin from the ground after you beat them all: BECAUSE YOU WERE THE SNITCH YOU DUMBASS.
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Chan: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Felix: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Changbin: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Jeongin: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
You: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Felix: ha well that didn't work.
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Minho: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!!
Chan: What makes you think I read?
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Minho: May luck (and this picture of You eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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You: Christmas lights?
Chan: Check.
Seungmin: THermos of hot cocoa?
Chan: Check.
Felix: Santa suits?
Chan: Check.
Jisung: Shovel?
Chan: Check.
Hyunjin: Alibi and bail money?
Chan: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Chan: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Seungmin: Chan, NO!
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Changbin: If you water WATER, it grows.
You: ...What.
Jeongin: They've got a point.
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Hyunjin: Your smile? It makes my day.
You: Your happiness? I live for that.
Changbin: A room? Get one.
Seungmin: Hotel? Trivago.
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You: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.
Changbin, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!
You: why do I bother
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Han on Monday: *glues a dollar to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Han on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dollar!
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Felix: Just took a personality test and got an A+.
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Hyunjin: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Han !
Felix: So Han knows about this?
Hyunjin, walking away: No, this is between me and me!
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Living with Stray kids
Random"Thanks you guys I love you so much" "We love you to y/n forever and always What living with the stray kids would be like
