Love Thy Neighbor ~ Part 1

Remember Charlie Wilson?

NO ONE'S POV
M'Dear: "Oh, no. What on Earth!"
She says as the McKellans exit the RV.
Moz: "Hey."
Everyone looks like the were living in the woods homeless. Well everyone but Jade. The RV was all dirty.
Cocoa: "It is so good to be here."
M'Dear: "Oh Ami, Mazzi, Shaka!"
She said as they hug her.
Jade: "I am so happy to see you!"
M'Dear: "Oh, a few weeks ago you couldn't wait to leave. Now you're holding on to me tighter than my panty girdle."
Jeb: "What happened to y'all?"
Jade: "This was a trip from hell."
Cocoa, Moz: "Jade!"
Jade: "What? It's in the Bible."
M'Dear: "I don't allow cussing in my house. I don't even curse in my house."
Jeb: "You might not curse in the house, but you sure lie on the porch."
He says laughing.
M'Dear: "Oh, Grandpa got jokes. Ha ha ha."
They start walking in the house.
M'Dear: "You know damn well I don't do no cursing in the house."
~Time Skip~
Y/N'S POV
Shaka has been gone for two weeks. I missed him but their back. I go to knock on the door and he opens it.
Y/n: "Woah! What happened to you?"
Shaka: "Long story."
I hug him anyway.
Y/n: "You know how boring it was without you here."
I say walking inside. Mr. Jeb walks down the stairs.
Jeb: "I just walked in on your parents in the bathroom. I don't know WHAT their doing. Moz was cleaning the toilet and your mom.... I don't really know."
~The Next Day~
I spent the night. I could here someone in the bathroom multiple times last night. Oh well.
We went upstairs to check out Jade's new room.
Shaka: "Woah. Now that this place is so clean, it looks really good. Wanna trade?"
Y/n: "You thought."
Mazzi: "Let's test out her bed."
I stay where I'm at but the boys ran to the bed.
Jade: "You jump, you die. Okay?"
Mazzi: "Is that a threat?
Y/n: "Pretty sure it is you guys."
Jade: "Yes."
Mazzi: "Okay."
The step back towards me.
Shaka: "Hey guys. Look, cool stuff."
He puts something on his head and grabs a golf club.
Shaka: "Lord Vader, prepare to die. Hah!"
He swings and Mazzi ducks. Mazzi runs and puts on a sunhat and some stick.
Mazzi: "Luke, I am your father! AHHH!"
Jade: "Heh. Okay, why don't you two nerds use the force to move these boxes? And stay out of M'Dear's stuff before she goes Wrath of Khan on your butts. Uh-huh."
Shaka: "Wrath of Khan?"
Y/n: "You're mixing up Star Trek and Star Wars."
Shaka: "You're gonna be single forever."
Jade: "Whatever."
Jade goes downstairs.
Shaka: "You watch both?! Marry me now."
I walk towards him and the swerve.
Y/n: "We're too young dude."
Mazzi: "You guys are weird."
The boy go back to fighting. Mazzi accidentally knocked over a box and it fell at my feet.
Jade: "What was that?"
Mazzi: "Nothing!"
Shaka: "Quick let's pick this up."
He says taking the stuff off. I pick up the box and set it back where it was. Mazzi gasps.
Mazzi: "Pandora's box!"
Shaka: "Let's open it!"
Mazzi,Y/n: "Don't open it!"
Mazzi: "Jade said to stay out of M'Dear's stuff."
Shaka: "I'm just making sure nothing's broken."
Y/n: "Knowing you, you're curiosity will take over."
Shaka: "Of course it will!"
He opens the box.
We all lean in to look.
Shaka: "Oh nothing interesting. Just old letters and stuff."
He picks up a picture.
Shaka: "Oh. Here's an autographed picture of Dave Chappelle as Prince?"
Y/n: "You're clueless. Dude, that's Charlie Wilson!"
Mazzi: "He's a famous singer. I'm gonna ask M'Dear
if I can have this."
Y/n: "That's just proof you went through her stuff."
Mazzi: "Oh well!"
Shaka: "Well, I'm gonna ask her if I can have this.....what is this?"
Mazzi: "It says Walkman. I think it plays music."
Y/n: "Duhh. Let me find a cassette."
I start looking around the room.
Mazzi: "Walkman, play Charlie Wilson. Walkman....play......Charlie......Wilson. It's broken."
He says throwing it back in the box. I couldn't stop laughing.
Shaka: "What's so funny?"
Y/n: "Y'all really are clueless!"
They close the box and we walk downstairs. We walk out to the porch and all the adults are there.
Shaka: "We finished moving the stuff out of the attic."
Mazzi: "M'Dear, can I-"
Y/n: "Mazzi, that's not a good idea."
Mazzi: "But I want it."
Y/n: "Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you."
Mazzi: "Can I have this picture of Charlie Wilson?"
M'Dear: "What? No."
Moz takes it.
Moz: "What you know about Charlie Wilson?"
Cocoa: "Oh, the Gap Band. Eleven Grammy noms? He is Snoop Dogg's uncle."
Moz: "Mm, and how do you know all this?"
Cocoa: "Oh I'm an Uncle Charlie superfan. 'Going in Circles' was playing the first time I ever..."
Y/n: "We're here..."
Cocoa: "did Pilates. Ahem."
Yeah good save.
Cocoa: "'To my darling Amelia, love you forever. Charlie.' Oh. Sounds like you two were close."
Mr. Jeb snatches the picture.
M'Dear: "Not really. We crossed paths a long time ago."
Jeb: "Crossed paths, huh? Then why is he promising to love you forever?"
M'Dear: "Oh, don't make more of it than it was. I met Charlie years ago in New York. I sang backup for him a few times, and we became friends."
Jeb: "Just friends?"
M'Dear: "That's what I said, isn't it? The closest we ever got was me trimming his mustache."
Moz covers his mouth.
Jeb: "Amelia! You said I was your one and only, and now I'm finding out you've been out there trimming mustaches?"
He says standing up.
M'Dear: "But you didn't want me. You broke up with me, Jeb, because I had the audacity to want to marry you."
Jeb: "I told you that I love you. All I needed was a little time!"
M'Dear: "And I gave you that!"
Jeb: "But what we're you giving Uncle Charlie?!"
M'Dear: "Oh, Jeb!"
Cocoa,Moz: "Okay."
Moz: "No. Go inside."
Cocoa: "Go inside."
We go inside.