Remember Charlie Wilson?

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Y/n: "Oh Mazzi! Look what you did!"
Mazzi: "I didn't mean to!
Shaka: "Y/n said not to do it!"
M'Dear walks in and goes to her room and slams the door. We go sit on the couch. Not long after
Mr. McKellan and Cocoa come in.
Cocoa: "Really? Are you serious?"
At least their joking around.
Mazzi: "I messed up."
Y/n: "You guys never listen to me when I tell you the way for you to stay out of trouble."
Shaka: "We're sorry."
Y/n: "You don't need to apologize to me. We need to apologize to M'Dear and Mr. Jeb."
~Time Skip~
We were all downstairs but M'Dear and Mr. Jeb were missing. I was sitting at the island with the boys.
Ami: "I'm hungry. And why won't M'Dear cook?"
Cocoa: "Well honey I'll make us a healthy meal as soon as I locate a vegetable that hasn't been seasoned with fatback."
Moz: "I can't eat healthy right now. I just found out that Charlie Wilson was my almost-daddy. I need real food fried in real grease."
Jade: "You know, this is all your fault."
She say walking towards us.
Shaka: "Ours? You should be blaming Uncle Charlie and his grandma-seducing mustache."
Moz: "Nope. I'm blaming you. You should respect other people's privacy. You guys know better than to go through M'Dear's things."
Mazzi: "See?"
Y/n: "See?!"
Mazzi: "We told Shaka."
Shaka: "Remind me to never rob a bank with you."
Y/n: "Hey, I didn't snitch."
Cocoa: "How about never robbing a bank?"
Moz: "You two are on punishment."
Shaka: "That's not fair."
Moz: "We're guests in this house, and you've caused major drama between your grandparents."
Cocoa: "How would you feel if we went through your phones?"
They pull back their phones.
Moz: "Yeah. Hand em over."
The give their phones up.
Moz: "You too Y/n"
Y/n: "You can't do that."
Moz: "You're mom gave me permission."
I hand him my phone too.
Moz: "And I'm also taking your video games. That way, you can focus all your energy on finding a way to fix this mess you caused."
Mazzi: "Well, at least we still have our tablets."
Moz came and grabbed them.
Moz: "I'll take these."
Mazzi: "Well at least we still have TV."
Moz: "And no TV!"
Mazzi: "Well, at least-"
I put my hand over his mouth and Shaka put his on top of mine.
Shaka: "Bruh. Please."
Y/n: "Stop talking."
We decided to make our first attempt.
ATTEMPT #1: CAKE
Mazzi grabbed the cake while Shaka got the knife and towel.
Shaka: "I hope this works."
He says walking on the porch and towards Mr. Jeb.
Mazzi: "Hey, Grandpa."
Y/n: "This will make you feel better."
Jeb: "Oh, thanks you guys."
Shaka: "It's from M'Dear."
He looks up fast.
Y/n: "She's so sorry she never told you about Charlie."
Jeb: "As she should be. And this cake represents her betrayal!"
He starts smashing the cake with his hands. He grabs the napkins and walks off.
Y/n: "Dang it."
I say watching him walk off.
Mazzi: "Well that was an epic fail. I guess we'll have to go to plan 'B'."
We both look back and Shaka is eating the cake.
Y/n: "What are you doing?"
Shaka: "What's it look like? You can't let good betrayal go to waste."
He stands up and pulls out a chair for me.
Y/n: "You're right."
We all sit down and start eating the cake.
ATTEMPT #2: FLOWERS
We got flowers for M'Dear. We walk in the kitchen to give them to her. Mazzi is holding them.
Shaka: "M'Dear, we're sorry we snooped in your things."
Mazzi: "Yeah. We feel really bad."
M'Dear: "Oh. Thank you, sweethearts. Oh this is just what I needed to lift my spirits."
Y/n: "Actually..."
Shaka: "The flowers are from Grandpa."
Y/n: "He's really sorry, too."
It's quiet a moment. That was until M'Dear started smashing the flowers. I jumped into Shaka.
M'Dear: "This is what...I...feel...about....him!"
She walked out.
Y/n: "Sorry."
He let go of me and cleared his throat.
Shaka: "Yeah, same."
We look back at the mess.
Shaka: "Dad did say all women are crazy."
Y/n: "Good thing I'm not a woman yet."
Cocoa: "Your dad said what?!"
We turn around.
Cocoa: "MOZ!"
Mazzi: "And there goes another marriage. We're two for two."
Y/n: "Come on! We keep making things worse!"
I say pouting and stomping dramatically.
We start picking up flowers.
~Time Skip~
We ran out of plans so we decided to ask Jade for help. We run upstairs to her room.
Mazzi: "Jade. We need your advice."
Jade: "Oh, I was hoping you'd ask me this. Two showers a day may help."
Y/n: "Hey I may always hang with the boys and run all the time, but I do NOT stink."
Mazzi: "How could you be thinking about hygiene when M'Dear and Grandpa are fighting?"
Shaka: "Yeah! If they get divorced, who gets custody of Dad?"
Y/n: "Peanut we discussed this! He's and adult!"
Shaka: "Stop calling me that."
Y/n: "As long as you hate it, I will."
Jade: "First of all, that's crazy. Second of all, this is your stupid problem. Third, get out of my room. I finally have my own space."
Y/n: "Rude."
M'Dear: "I am not sharing a room with that crackly old coot."
Shaka: "Looks like it's your stupid problem now."
Y/n: "What goes around comes around."
Mazzi: "Goodnight."
Shaka: "Goodnight."
We turn to leave.
Mazzi: "Goodnight."
Shaka: "'Night, M'Dear."
M'Dear: "'Night, guys."
We were almost gone when.
M'Dear: "Boys, take another shower. You smell like cabbage."
Y/n: "Told you Jade!"
Then we left. We went into Mazzi and Shaka's room.
Mazzi: "What are we gonna do?"
Shaka: "How about Y/n and I get married and you move out?"
Y/n: "Although that sounds like a good plan, we're talking about fixing your Grandparents' marriage."
Shaka: "I like the first plan better."
Mazzi: "Why don't you guys admit that you like each other and save me the misery?"
Shaka,Y/n: "Who said that?"
Mazzi just rolls his eyes and gets in his bed.

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