Ninjago Texting

Wu is old

Garmadon: Oi wu!

Wu: Yes brother?

Garmadon: Y u so olddddd?

Wu: Brother, we are almost the same age.

Garmadon: nah broski

Wu: what is a 'Broski'?

Garmadon: Bruh- u need 2 get on da internet more-

Wu: I do go on the internet, to buy beard spray.

Garmadon: I- wtf
That still don't change how u look so old tho :P

Wu: What is a ':P'

Garmadon: fsm wu its a face.
Yah know, like XD or :)

Wu: so like this >:)

Garmadon: Bro what u planning-