Kai's pov
I'm still writing the book cuz cuppa said she'll give me a chocolate bar and duh, who would refuse chocolate ITs A CriME! See
Kai's rule book for life and CHOCOLATE!
Sector 4, article 287- never refuse a deal which has chocolate included in it never ,i repeat ,never. But this rule has a few exceptions , If somebody walks up to you and says "i'll give you a chocolate if you give me your phone" you think and THEN you say "how much?" If it's anything less than at least 10 chocolate bars then you punch them in the face and say "we don't accept anything less than 10 chocolate bars!"
...Back to the story...
I'm known for being stubborn and I'm not breathing until i make these three girls cl-oo-s-e-... ok maybe i should breathe. In eerie silence for one hour, I had planned it all in my head. In ten mins the lunch was gonna start we all will had to go to the cafeteria take our lunches and sit down... and then while eating well start talking! And talking will mean closeness and closeness will mean 'friendship!!!!' I have often been told that my plans are straight out ... sTuPiD but you know they're just jealous of my planning skills, i mean i dont blame them, who wouldn't be?
After ten mins I looked up to Ally who was still reading her book.
"Wanna go get lunch?" I asked ally, even though my plan was to make them friends, I was hungry and when I'm hungry I'm angry and trust me , you dont wanna see me hangry.
Ally looked at her wrist watch and then nodded. She picked up her book and then we went to lexi who had some headphones plugged in. She removed those when i started talking "um lexi wanna go to the cafeteria for lunch?"
"I'm hungry anyways, so fine." She put her earphones back on and jumped out of her bed. I then walked towards Brianna who was still on her phone. "Would you like to go-
"Why would I go with you! And anyways I'm planning on skipping lunch"
Wow Brianna you're really making this job hard for me. If I wasn't so hungry i would have asked her again but at that time my stomach couldn't hold up anymore. Lexi rolled her eyes at brianna and then went out of the room. Even though Ally was shy, right now she was the closest person to me the whole school , lexi was okay but she only replied in a yes and a no.
On our way to the cafeteria I felt the need to go to the washroom. Great, my bladder couldn't remind me of that earlier.
"I need to go to the washroom I'll be back in a minute"
Ally and Lexi nodded and I started walking towards our dorm. I entered the room and realized that Brianna was there.
Well she must have gone somewhere
I quickly rushed towards the bathroom, did my stuff and then started walking towards the cafeteria.
Somehow after finding my way to the cafeteria (I totally didNOT get lost).
After opening the cafeteria door I saw Ally covered in gravy and had tears escaping her eyes and Brianna stood dripping wet in front of them stood a girl with strawberry blond hair who had a smirk on her face. Kai quickly ran towards the commotion. the whole cafeteria was laughing and snickering.
"What happened Ally!?"
Ally couldn't keep it in anymore and started to sob.
"If it isn't the mystery girl who fell out of nowhere so annoying" said the girl who apparently looked the root of the problem.
"What did you do?!"
"I didn't do anything, Ally the nerd clashed into me so she paid for it. and wanna be Brianna was becoming annoying so she got what she deserved-
I picked up a glass of lemon juice from the table behind me and the next thing i know is the blond haired girl covered in juice. Another glass of juice then was splashed upon the blond girl who now had the look of horror on her face which quickly turned into rage. I turned around to see lexi pouring the second glass of juice on the blonde girl. The cafeteria was filled oooooohs and whispers.
"Tit for tat"
My eyes perceive the next scene in slow motion.
The blonde girl grabs and burger from one of her minions and threw it at me. But the dodge ball practice from middle school paid off and the burger missed me by inches and hit another guy at the back of his head. He turned around with a pizza slice and aimed it at Brianna which went right by her ear and hit one of her minions. She angrily removed the pizza slice fro her face and threw it at another person. And i guess we all know the rest.
Within minutes the cafeteria was filled with immature teens throwing food at each other with terrible aim. And it was not a pretty fight.
My brain at the time was still processing information.
I just started a food fight
A FOOD FIGHT.
MY FOREVER DREAM HAS COME TRUE.
ASDFGHJKL
But before i could celebrate I remembered my number one concern which were gravy covered Ally and soaking wet Brianna.
I held ally while Lexi helped Brianna and we somehow got to the cafeteria door after getting hit by many salad pieces and pizza slices and even tomato's, god knows from where they got that.
After getting out Brianna looked down probabaly embarrassed
"Thanks" Brianna said not meeting my eyes
Ally's crying had reduced while I was still trying to comfort her.
"Let's go to the dorm and get cleaned up" Lexi said.
We started walking. Every one was silent and the tension was high. And you know what you should do when the tension is high? "What do you say to the guy who invented zero?"
...
"Thanks for ... NoTHinG!" And I bursted laughing on my own joke.
Lexi bursted out too, followed by Brianna and ally. "It-t-t-s so-oo stu-pid i can't even-" lexi managed to say this between the laughter.
"Next one why do bear have thick coats?"
...
"Fur protection!"
We all started laughing again
"My dad knows better jokes than that" Brianna joked... wait think she joked.
"What do you call a nobody with a nose?"
...
"Nobody knows"
"UHUH I get that" and we all started laughing again.
Well my plan was going pretty well, who knew?
A/N
MAYBE HER DORMMATES ARENT SO BAD, EH?
PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT TO SHOW ME YOUR SUPPORT!
FOR RE READERS, YES THE FOOD FIGHT SCENE IS NEW I DID IT CAUSE I WAS GETING SO MANY "FOOD FIGHTTTTTTT" COMENTS THAT I FELT LIKE "HUMPMMMM WHY NOT?!"
SO HERE WE ARE!
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