ninety-nine balloons (part 4 x fem!reader)

14- besties

i come in once a month like a period, to deliver a half-assed chapter that i actually attempted to write for you all

and now, i shall disappear until it is my time to come again,,.,';/.

AND DONT GET IT TWISTED--

TONIO IS NOT

I REPEAT, IS NOT

IN LOVE WITH THE READER

PLEASE, JSUT WAIT FOR IT WILL ALL BE EXPLAINED

TONIO =/= <3

I ALREADY HAVE A FIC ENTIRELY FOR TONIO, SO HE ISN'T NEEDED HERE (HE'S AN ADULT ANYWAY)

GOODBYE

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y/n: hey! this is (y/n), from the cafe. i just got around to messaging you!

###########: (y/n)? uhh, i dont know a person by that name

###########: OHH WAITTTTT YEA I DO

###########: hi!!!!!

y/n: ..hi?

###########: to be clear, this is okuyasu (●'◡'●)

y/n: oh! ok ok, i was a bit confused!

okuyasu: no problem! sooo what made you wanna talk?

y/n: i dont have many friends here in morioh, so i thought it'd be cool to take the opportunity and get myself acquainted with you!

okuyasu: sorry but i cant understand big words-

y/n: i dont have many friends ---> i thought we could be friends. better?

okuyasu: much better ╰(*°▽°*)╯

y/n: great! do you and your friend come by the cafe often?

okuyasu: you mean josuke? we soemtimes stop by before school, but only when we're not running late :/

okuyasu: sometimes*

y/n: that's fun! im usually working in the back during the morning, so i dont get to see you two  a lot.

okuyasu: guess that means we're going to have to start visiting after school to keep you company, yeah? 

y/n: thats ok, i have melody and margo to entertain me as i work

okuyasu: but what if youre superrrrrr bored and want someone to hang out with on your break? i may not be the brightest, but i know that employees have different break times in certain industry's.

okuyasu: which meansssss that one day you can go to the arcade with me and hang out
(❁'◡'❁) 

y/n: that sounds fun! would it just be us two?

okuyasu: josuke would probably be there too, being my bro and all

okuyasu: maybe koichi as well

y/n: you know koichi too?

y/n: wait-- i really gotta stfu i already knew that

okuyasu: aww dont bash yourself! people forget things all the time
( '･･)ﾉ(._.')

y/n: yea true

y/n: tell you what, i get on break for an hour and a half at 2:30 tmrw, are you gonna be free then?

okuyasu: definitely! what would you wanna do?

y/n: im down for whatever, as long as your other friend is cool with it

okuyasu: he's chill with anything, so maybe we could all head down to an ice cream parlor and get something sweet?

okuyasu: wait wait wait! we should totally go to a candy shop and stuff our faces!

okuyasu:( •_•)>⌐■-■   (⌐■_■)

y/n: sounds like a plan! see you tomorrow then, yeah?

okuyasu: for sure! we'll come pick you up from cafe at 2:30 :-)

y/n: great, i'll see you then!

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"what the fuck are you smiling at?" seth snickered from the stove, stirring the noodles he was cooking.

you remained stiff on the grey couch, sprawled out with a goofy grin on your face as you kicked your feet back and forth. "i just made a friend! that makes three so far!"

"ooh, a friend~? what's her name?"

"it's actually a guy, he gave me his number the other day."

it was then that seths stirring stopped, body slowly turning around to face you with eyes as wide as dinner plates, a knife finding itself into his hand. "a boy, you say? tell me, what's his name?"

unfortunately for you, paying attention to your brother wasn't a current priority. "okuyasu, he's taking me out with his friend tomorrow to get some sweets!"

"how fun... just wait here, i'll be right back."

the gas on the stove was reduced to a low heat, the blue-haired man thundering out of the house and slamming the door behind him in a rage. 

you didnt take much consideration into his motives, nor did you take note of his disappearance until....

3,

2,

1,

"WAIT-- SETH GET BACK HERE YOU CANT KILL HIM-"

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i pinky promise ill get another chapter out soon, sometime this week, since this one wasn't too entertaining

also because i wann say sorry and shit for always updating once a month

also also im having my first collab! it'll be about tiny passione (yes, everyones a kid, even abbacchio uwu) that gets adopted by an absolute milf who's besties with depressed dilf risotto, and chaotic dilf diavolo

so you can look forward to that (also we have anasui and magenta magenta + scolippi as love interests) (no wait diavolo is a love interest too)(my bad)

ANYWAYS

yeah see you soon

~your swag bestie, trash author