Shirazaki Yamada in Hololive

Basically why I haven't been uploading the last couple days

In case you guys are wondering why I haven't been uploading a chapter yet, here's a short Yu-Gi-Oh-inspired story about me vs my school:

Me: Tails or Heads?School: Heads

I flipped the coin, hoping that when it lands, it lands on tails. Well...it doesn't really matter, since I'll win in the end anyway...

As the coin starts to fall back down, I positioned my left hand to where I thought the coin might land at, and the moment it touched my left hand, I covered it with my right hand.

"...Heh. I shall go first, School!"

I got my Duel Disk out, and so did School, as we got our decks out, and we both said:

"Get your game on!"

I got my 5 cards out of my deck, which resulted to my deck having 35 cards left, and I looked at my hand....to which I then chuckled.

"I'm so gonna win this...." I thought.

"First, I set a spell/trap. Then, I activate a spell card! It's called 'Beeg brain'! It allows my motivation to increase tenfold, making me use 200% of my brain! Then I activate another spell card called 'Panik Homework'! It lets me search for any 'Homework' card in my deck, and I shall search....This!"

I revealed the card I drew, which was called "Module Flabbergaster"

"'Module Flabbergaster'! I shall shuffle my deck since I searched for this card, and I shall continue my Main Phase 1!"

I looked at Module Flabbergaster.

"Its effect says that if I normal summon it, I can banish 5 modules! If I discard 1 card, I can banish 2 more!"

I picked up "Magician's Rod", and I put it in the graveyard.

"Module Flabbergaster! Banish 7 modules!"

I set it down in face-up attack position, and 7 modules came out of my deck, and I chuckled."In the next turn, I shall beat you, School! You won't stand a chance against 'Obelisk the Module Tormentor!'"

I crossed my arms.

"Module Flabbergaster! Attack him directly!"

Since Module Flabbergaster has 1400 attack points, his 8000 LP becomes 6600.

"I end my turn." I said while smirking.

Somehow though....School was giggling, then he started laughing, and even louder that he sounded like he was dominating the match....wait, is he?

"Oh...Cube....if only you knew...."

"Huh?"

"I draw!"

He got a card from his deck, and he looked at it.

"Heh, first of all, I shall activate 'Fusion Sage' to search for a 'Polymerization' in my deck!"

He got his deck, and after a while, he stopped, and put his deck back, leaving one card.

"I shall shuffle my deck, since I searched for a card, and I shall continue!"

"Now, I shall activate 'Dark Magic Curtain'! Paying half of my 6600 LP which makes it 3300, and I special summon a Dark Magician from my deck!"

As soon as he said that, I saw a Dark Magician being summoned, and holding a staff as he faced me.

"Heh, that's all you got?"

"You think that's all I have right now, young Cubey?"

"E-Eh? What else might you have other than that....?"

"Well, since I have a Dark Magician on the field, and just to give you a heads up, what I'm about to do involves Kiryu Coco....Heh."

I widened my eyes and my hands started shaking like crazy, like I just got jumpscared by a ghost.

"Y-You can't be serious!"

"Oh, I'm serious....I activate Polymerization!"

He put it in the Spell/Trap zone, and he pointed at his Dark Magician.

"I send my Dark Magician from the field and Cyber Dragon from my hand to the graveyard, and you know what that means."

"N-No! You're not gonna summon the Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon, are you?!"

"Oh yes, I am, Cubey....Heh."

He pointed at the field.

"Because I used Polymerization, I fusion summon Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon!"

Just as he said that, I saw a Dark Magician that held a big spear, and instead of his armor being purple, his whole armor is black, and not only that, but he has a black armored tail and wings.

"Y-You've gotta be kidding me!"

"I'm not done yet!"

"W-What?!"

"I activate 'Surprise Attack'!"

He put it on the Spell/Trap zone, and I blinked twice.

"W-What does....it do....?"

"Basically, since you all thought that Friday was the submission for your 2nd week of modules, it got shifted to Monday and Tuesday! Making your brain more stressed, and if that's not enough, I have also made it so that you have hard performance tasks, and blurry pictures that you can't read! Bwahahahaha! AHAHAHAHA!"

"N-No....no!"

"Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon! Attack his Module Flabbergaster!"

"I-I activate my trap, 'Negate Attack'! I negate your attack, and end the Battle Phase!"

"Oh? Then I chain!"

He put down a spell card with a feather....OH NO!

"HARPIE'S FEATHER DUSTER?!"

"Yes, and because I chained, the most recent spell/trap card activated shall go first! And because I was the last to activate, Harpie's Feather Duster goes first! And because it can destroy all spell/trap cards you have, your trap card goes to the graveyard!"

"N-No! This can't be!"

"BWAHAHAHA! ACCEPT YOUR FATE, CUBEY! YOUR DEADLINE WAS SHIFTED FROM FRIDAY TO MONDAY AND TUESDAY SO SUDDENLY! AND YOUR BRAIN IS ALSO CONFUSED IN SCIENCE! BWAHAHAHAHA!"

"No...NO! NOOOOOOO!!!!"

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But seriously, if I can, I shall fucking upload a chapter '-')

Dammit, School!

Edit: I shall delete this chapter once the whole book is done '-')