Ch. 36 - The Test Pt. 4

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I got home.

"Well, I guess I'll take these now."

I got 1 of each, and I took it with water.

"Alright..."

I put the glass in the sink.

"Yamada-sensei, what's the time?"

"3:00 PM."

"Arigatou."

I then went to the bathroom and peed for the 2nd time.

"Momosuzu Nene.~ Momosuzu Nene.~ Can't wait to see some good ass teetee.~"

I then repeated that exact same line twice, went to my room, wore my glasses, and tapped my desk while rapping that.

"OH! I should upload that to Youtube!" I laughed.

I then recorded it. It was gonna be called "Momosuzu Nene Rap". I also searched the lyrics of WAP prior to recording for one reason.

"*clears throat* Ikimashou."

I breathed in, and started singing as I tapped my desk.

"(Momosuzu Nene.~ Momosuzu Nene.~ Can't wait to see some good ass teetee.~) 2x."

I then did some mumble rapping here.

"[*short pause* Momosuzu. Momosu-Momosuzu (Momo!)] 2x. Yeah 4x. Yeah, I'm playing with some wet and gucci.~ Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet and gucci.~ Give her everything I got for this wet and gucci.~"

"Beat it up, brotha, catch a charge.~ Extra large, and extra hard.~ Put this gucci right in my face.~ Swipe my nose like a credit card.~"

"Hop on top, she wanna ride.~ She do a kegel while it's inside.~ Spit in her mouth, look in her eyes.~ This gucci is wet, I'll come take a dive.~"

"Tie her up like she's surprised.~ Let's role play, she'll wear a disguise.~ I want to park this big Mack Truck right in this little garage.~"

I then stopped recording and uploaded it to Youtube.

"Oh man, can't wait to see what people think." I laughed.

I put my SNES back in the basement, got my NES out, got rid of the dust, and put in under my study desk for now.

I then watched Nene's stream, but I skipped parts I already watched.

After a while, my video was uploaded.

"Welp, let's give 5 minutes for the chaos to unfold."

I continued watching Nene's stream.

After 5 minutes, I then checked the comments while playing my video in the background.

"Title: Nene Rap
Me: Oh cool. Yamada just uploaded a sweet video for his kouhai. That's so wholesome.
Lyrics: Went from Nene to WAP
Me: That's so....wholesome?"

I laughed.

I checked the other comments.

"My bro went from 0 to a 100 really fucking quick."

"I came here looking for copper. I found diamonds instead."

"Don't wanna start anything, but Eminem has been very quiet since this uploaded."

"Lyrics: (Momosuzu Nene.~ Momosuzu Nene.~ Can't wait to see some good ass teetee.~) 2x.
  Momosuzu. Momosu-Momosuzu (Momo!) 2x.(WAP lyrics)"

"So...he rapped for Nene, but why is there WAP lyrics here?"

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