Shirazaki Yamada in Hololive

Ch. 1- The start of my Hololive adventure

"Old man, I'm not really sure about this."

"Huh? What do you mean 'I'm not sure'? You're half-filipino, meaning you're multilingual already since the day you were born, you definitely can beat the tetris goddess, Suisei, amazing voice, a pro gamer, more psychopathic than Suisei, a man of culture, you're just as weird as everybody else, but know when to be normal, more mischievous that pekora, and quite a handsome-looking character, both in real life, and in your virtual character. Your story is also interesting. A mage that came from 'Mahikang Kabisera.' After he graduated from school, he decided to pursue his Idol dream, and become one with society. Although you look small, you actually have a toned body, and most of all, you're mostly prepared for any situation that might happen." Yagoo slapped my back, and laughed.

"Ouch, that hurt old man. But are you sure? Hololive is full of girls, isn't it?"

"Don't worry, don't worry. I'm kinda planning to merge Hololive, and Holostars into one group in the future, called 'Holoidols.'"

That sounds corny, to be honest. Besides, I think you're lying actually.

"So, I'm the first man to join Hololive?"

"Yes, but actually, no."

"Huh?"

"Well, just think of yourself as an ambassador. Oh yeah, Your generation is 'Hololive Male.'"

Eh? Hololive male? I wonder how newcomers will distinguish that? I saw that before, but I didn't know Old man would actually do that. I thought it was a joke.

"Well okay then, I guess. How long will it take for you to process shit until we merge into one?"

"hmm, about 1 year."

"1 YEAR?! That's a long time, old man."

And a damn lie, that is!

"Hah, leave it to me, Yamada. Oh, and by the way..."

He grabbed me towards him.

"Maybe you could get a harem there?"

"As if, old man. I saw some clips where they did 'homolive' stuff, plus Matsuri and Flare are already having harems."

"True...which is why YOU are gonna be the one to revert them back, and you'll be able to live a paradise. Think about it, they'll fall head over heels, show their underwear to you, and you'll start making ba-"

"Whatever! It's not like they'll like me suddenly anyway."

Yagoo laughed.

"Welcome to the business, Yamada." He reached his hand to me.

"I'll be in your care, old man." I handshaked him.

"Call me Yagoo when in public. I'm your father's friend, but that doesn't mean you can do whatever you want."

Sora's POV

Everybody gathered in for a meeting.

"So, is everybody here?" I asked. 

Everybody looked around, and talked to each other. I don't see one member lacking...ah, wait.

"G-Gomenasai, Sora-senpai. I'm here now." Luna said.

"*sigh*Well, that's everyone."

"So? What did you wanna talk about, peko?"

"Yamada, the new member."

The room was filled with silence.

"That's true-peko."

"He could be perverted." Shion said.