I started whispering and alternating from left to right about 90% of the time.
"Ohayou-gozaimasu."
"The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here."
"Today...I'll be cleaning my stickerless Gan 356 XS and then solving it for about 3 to 5 solves."
"Minna...is the sound quality okay?" I looked at the chat.
"O H Y E S."
"Guys, we're in for some juicy mage ASMR."
"Wonder if he solves in Roux or CFOP?"
"So...to those of you wondering..." I said on the left side.
"I actually solve using CFOP, but I do actually know how to do Roux. Though, my times are around 20-30. Depends on my look ahead and the blocks. I might actually do Roux solves for this stream." I tried to giggle but returned to normal.
"So...my settings for the Gan 356 XS, the nuts are on 1, and the spring is on 5, if 1 is the tightest setting." I giggled.
"That sounds a bit sexual. Anyway, I have like strong fingers, so I need the cube tight enough so it's stable, but not too tight where corner cutting is just terrible, hence my springs being loose, but the nuts are tight."
"Continuing on for the setting and the lube, my magnets are on strong, and the lube that I use is Speed 3. I then finished it off with about 2-3 drops of Nebula on 3 sides.
"So, right now there's a lot of white stuff in it. It's the lube residue. I have not cleaned my cube for about 2 years, and I'm planning to clean it now."
"I got my tissues here, my lubes, and extra tissues for organizing the pieces."
"So...before I go and have a quick refill on my water bottle, I'll let you guys hear a bit of the cube right now. And yes, I'll turn quickly, but only during speedsolving. I'll just turn slowly for now."
I then turned all the layers with one whole hand. It makes me cringe, but eh.
"See? It kinda sounds disgusting." I giggled.
I then got my water bottle and went downstairs fast but quietly. I refilled my bottle.
Aloe made a bit of noise. It kinda sounded like moaning which gave me a quick erection.
I also remembered to take my vitamins and get a toothbrush for the unreachable parts of the cube, so I quickly took my vitamins while making sure to be quiet, went to the tool shed to get that old toothbrush of mine that I don't use anymore and washed it quickly with water.
I then went up and continued my stream while I laid my toothbrush on the side.
"Sorry for the delay, minna." I said on the left side.
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PENIS, GO DOWN! IT WAS JUST YOUR KOUHAI'S SOUND!"
I then started loosening the nuts.
"Okay, so I'm taking off the pieces now."
I took the pieces off of the cube in different angles from the mic, and then I started cleaning each piece with the tissue.
"You hear that everybody? The rubbing of tissue-kun to piece-chan?"
I giggled.
"I'm already imagining a hentai about this." I wheezed.
I continued cleaning the pieces from different angles for the mic, and after cleaning everything, I then assembled it in different angles. I also did those yummy mouth sounds you hear in ASMR.
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Shirazaki Yamada in Hololive
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