Shirazaki Yamada in Hololive

Ch. 27 - Everybody's gifts Pt. 2

"Good morning! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here! Today, I'm gonna do superchat reading, but not just a normal superchat reading where I read yesterday's reading. There's a reason why I put the date for it from 12 to 16. I'm gonna look at all of your superchats from the debut stream to the last stream I made." I clapped.

"I'm gonna go through so much." I laughed.

I got a slice of bread and spread cheese on it.

"I remember that in my debut, I got like around 5 superchats, but nowadays, it easily surpasses 20." I laughed and clapped.

I then ate the bread.

"Anyway, let's go to my debut stream."

I sighed.

"Hopefully it won't be cringey like how the girls react when they look at their older vids." I groaned and then laughed.

I then looked at the first few seconds, and I paused the video.

"Actually, it wasn't as cringey as I expected." I laughed.

I then looked at the superchats.

"Okay, so the first in the list is Korone Viru-"

I heard sirens.

"Huh...I think I gotta deal with this one real quick. I swear I'm not a criminal, minna." I laughed.

"Chotto matte. I'll be back."

I then got rid of my headphones, and went to my doorstep. I also brought my cup noodles and put it on my dining table for a bit.

I sighed.

Officer Haru's definitely gonna scold me this time. 

I opened the door.

"Officer Haru?"

He and his buddy went in.

"You do know what I'm gonna say, right?"

I sighed and nodded slowly.

"You went over the speed limit." He facepalmed.

He faced his buddy.

"Daisuke, can you protect the car?"

He nodded.

"Young man, make sure not to break the speed limit again, okay?"

...Wait, what? I thought I get 3 strikes, and I'm out? WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

"Gomennasai, officer."

He then went to the car.

Is it just me, or is this deja vu...?

"*sigh* Just because you're Minato's lil' boy, doesn't mean you can get off the hook. This is your 2nd strike. One more, and I'm gonna have to take this to court, okay?"

I was seriously surprised, but I had to keep it natural. Palmolive natural.~

"Okay. I understand, Officer Haru."

"Remember, I'm your Old man Haru."

"Nah, I need to respect an officer of the law."

We laughed.

"Jaa, see you next time!" He waved.

I waved.

I then closed the door.

"...So...what the fuck was that?" I said to myself.

How did he forget that time?

"Dunno. I don't think it's my fault." Yamada-sensei whistled.