Shirazaki Yamada in Hololive

Ch. 5 - Hololive Review

Yamada's POV

"Why did you leave me?" Sora said.

"I-I-I didn't mean to."

"Didn't mean to? But you just said that you fell in love with Hinata?"

"T-That's not it. I loved you too."

"Then why? Why did you leave me? Why choose her over me?"

"That's...."

"You traitor."

"N-No, I'm not, I just-"

"You traitor. You traitor. You traitor. You traitor! You traitor! YOU TRAITOR! YOU TRAITOR! YOU TRAITOR! YOU TRAITOR!"

"N-no....NO!!!!!"

I woke up

"*heavy panting* I see, it was just a bad dream." I sigh.

"Sora...I'm still sorry for leaving you." I whispered. I looked at my wall clock.

"7:20. So 40 mins till my stream. Gotta have breakfast quick." I went to the fridge, got some cheese spread out, and 2 eggs. Toasted some bread, and cooked the eggs, and drank some coffee, it took 15 mins to have breakfast.

"So it's 7:35 now, guess I got to go and take a shower." Well, this is optional, but I like it when I feel fresh in the morning.

"Alright, lemme check the time now. It's 7:40" I went to my bedroom, put clothes on, and set up everything. The videos to watch and review, effects if I need to, and other stuff.

"Alright, so my stream is coming up in a minute, so I'm gonna have to double check everything."

Camera, check. OBS, check. Videos, check. Yosh, everything is ready. Now, the stream's gonna come up any moment, and......There we go!

"Good morning everybody!!!The mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here! I hope all of you got good sleep, unless you've been up all night watching streams." I checked the chat. I guess people were quite worried.

"Sorry for not uploading yesterday. I tweeted that I was sick. I got a cold last night, kuso. I didn't check the night sky carefully. I only saw one side, but I didn't check the whole sky itself. But now I am fine. So without further ado, Let's start...Hololive Review!" The background of Hololive Review was a blurry image of all the hololive members that I let someone else drew, and I'm gonna be honest, it was hell for him drawing everybody, and I also was in the drawing. Props to the artist that drew this AKA somebody I paid 100,000 yen to draw a single drawing, cause I'm generous.

"So, I hand picked videos, memes, and gifs that you all have worked hard on, but only on the past months. So the first video is where Coco, and Aqua play horror games, and got scared quite a lot. I'm looking forward to their reactions, so yeah, let's play the video! Also, the one who made this was Smurfi, so props to him for making this." I pressed the space bar, and the vid starts playing.

Coco starts saying, "We have this ghost detector. If we have this ghost detector, we will know where she is." However, it failed miserably, and she started running. After she died, Coco.exe stopped functioning correctly.

I stopped the vid right there.

"Okay, so lemme just recap. Coco said that she'd know if the ghost was near, however, she was found the moment she said that, and started running, tried to hide somewhere else, but it as futile, and after she died, she started becoming hysterical. Okay, so that's what happened right?"

"Now, when we think of the word, 'Kaichou,' We think of Kiryu Coco, right? She can speak fluently in English, and Japanese, plus she acts all business-like. However, In this situation, she got broken easily, in terms of mentality. The lesson you can learn from this clip is, don't judge a book by it's cover. Coco may be strong on the outside, but she's just as fragile as anybody else. So fragile, to the point where she gives 'crying from laughing' a whole new level. So overall, I really liked the subtitles, it was very funny putting 'Coco.exe is broken' And it also showed everybody that Coco can get scared. Obviously, cause she's not a god, she's a 'doragon.' Unless you don't get scared easily, you apparently hyperventilate, and start having mixed emotions. I give it a 10/10.*clap 2x* Next clip!"