Shirazaki Yamada in Hololive

Ch. 2 - My debut

Yamada's POV

"OH YEAH!!!!DID YOU SEE THAT, OLD MAN? I DID IT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!" I screamed happily as I finished my debut.

Time rewind

Ok, camera is set up, OBS is good, my character is moving. Winking, blinking, hair movement, boob physi- Oh yeah, I'm not a girl. Uhh, voice effects? check. BGM's and songs? check. Ok, let's do this.

"....Is the stream on?" I double-checked.

"I think it's on." I said as the chat replies, and everything looks good.

"Okay. Hi everybody!!! Welcome to my channel. The mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!  Can you see me? Am I moving?" I said as I try to move my character around.

"*laughing* Yay, I'm physically able."

I paused for a moment to look at the chat.

"Can you win-Of course I can. I can wink. See?" I said as I attempted to let my character blink, which surprisingly worked after 3 attempts.

"Man, It's nice to see a lot of people in the chat." I said while giggling.

I then pulled out my introduction text.

"So without further ado, let's see everything about me." 

"So my name is..uhm..Yamada. Shirazaki Yamada. I was born on December 22. I'm 173 cm tall. I'm 200 years old. Yes, I'm that old. Despite looking like I'm in high school, I'm 200 years old. And if you're wondering, yes, I'm a mage. I use magic to blend in with society, so I don't look suspicious in the outside world. I graduated from the Magic Academy for Special Children, and I have been living on my own ever since I graduated and leaved my hometown called 'Mahikang Kabisera.' I really want to pursue my dream of being an idol. Well, at least fulfill Yagoo's dream, cause we all know what happened to his dream. And also, despite my looks, I have quite a well-trained body."

I said with confidence, but giggled a little. I checked the chat.

"*laughs hard* Top 10 anime characters that are overpowered. I guess, but I'm not god though. There's a limit to my magic." 

I decided to continue.

"Okay. So, uh, my hobbies are: Singing, Playing Tetris. Just because I lived for 200 years doesn't mean I can't use technology. Uhm, I solve the Rubik's cube from time to time, I write short stories, I play games, watch hololive videos, listen to Joji songs, make music, and that's it."

Yes! I got through that part, now for the others.

"So...I like Joji songs, as mentioned above. I like interesting stuff, like learning new things, trying new things and understanding why something works, kind of like why reverse psychology works. I like teasing. Oh, yeah. I'm an S by the way. So if any girl, or boy go up against me, just know that I'm dominant in most relationships."

I decided to look at the chat.

"The hololive girls gonna be smashed. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Lol, I don't think I'll be smashing them.

"The S's in Hololive: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary." Ah, memes. Good ol' memes. I giggled as I looked at the chat.

"Moving on, uhm, I like playing horror games. I think It's really fascinating how you could make models, and it actually creeps out people. I like rapping. Yeah. Eminem all the way bro. Actually, Joyner Lucas isn't bad either. All the lyrical rappers are good. I like to do challenges, so If any of you want me to do a challenge, I'll gladly accept it. I also like playing Dota. I also like Hololive's songs. I think one of my favorites is Suisei's 'Next Color Planet' song. I also like making music, whether it be my own version of an existing song, or my original song."