Shirazaki Yamada in Hololive

Ch. 49.5 - My EP, Future album, and other events Pt. 9.5

"Say, where do you wanna have lunch?" I asked her.

"In the mall?"

"Sure, but..."

I looked at her.

"Are you sure about that outfit?"

"Yes. Besides..."

She giggled.

"I have the 'Shinigami' gift, and..."

She blushed, and facepalmed.

"Forgive me, Yamada-senpai, but...can you please act like my boyfriend today? I fear that some horny bastards will look at me. I want you to protect me, and scare them away."

I chuckled.

"Well, it's just pretend, so it's okay."

Worst case scenario is if Kiara sees me and Calli together. That's yab. Even worst case scenario is if one of the JP girls saw me. That's even more Yab.

She then smiled.

"Thanks. I appreciate it."

She continued writing lyrics. It did take a lot of time, but afterwards, she then came up with lyrics.

"Okay, I think I've gotten something good." Calli said.

I checked the time.

"It's 11:20 AM. Wanna have lunch now?"

"Are you hungry?" Calli asked.

"Yeah. Are you-"

I heard a growl from her stomach.

"W-Well...yeah."

I laughed.

"S-Stop it." Calli blushed.

"Well, wanna go for lunch now?"

She nodded.

I then made a portal to the park, and afterwards, we then rode a taxi towards the mall.

We arrived at the entrance.

"Well? Initiate acting." I said.

She nodded.

She then clinged to my arm.

"Don't be embarrassed. It's just acting."

"Oh, if only it was just that..." Calli said.

"Huh?"

I read her thoughts.

"I mean...Yamada-senpai smells quite manly right now, and plus, this is the first time I was this close to a man. My boobs are also resting on his arm. Goddangit, I feel weird today, it's making me shake."

I blinked twice again.

"Huh...okay. Interesting kouhai."

We then walked. I saw some guys instantly looking at us, and some girls.

I read their thoughts.

"Damnit, she's a hottie. That fucker thinks he's the shit."

Simp. I am the shit.

"Kuso! Those boobies! If only we can be in his place! Fuck it, should I try to do it? We're in a mall though..."

Simp.

"Man, he's hot. That girl's probably a bitch."

Thot.

"Okay, I'm going in for it. I don't care. She's just really hot."