ᴅʀᴀᴄᴏ ᴍᴀʟꜰᴏʏ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇꜱ

Crazy Morning

Warning: hilarious + stupid + fluff + it's really short

i actually don't know where i got this idea (i think i saw a tiktok a looooong time ago) 

year: after hogwarts

house: doesn't matter

blood: doesn't matter

Draco's POV:

My tired feet drag me out of bed and take me to the kitchen. Y/N was still asleep, and so was Scorpius. 

For some reason, this morning, I woke and was extremely hungry. Like all my body needed at the moment was food. My tired eyes look around and I find a frying pan. I guess I can make eggs. 

I head over to the fridge that was...open? I don't remember leaving it open last night...eh whatever. I quickly grab the eggs from the fridge and start to close it, but it stopped about a little more than halfway. Huh? What the hell? I close it again, and again, and again. 

"What the actual hell?" I mutter before I heard soft cries. I look down, only to see Scorpius's head stopping the fridge from closing. Shit...

He started crying hysterically and I panic. My arms swoop down to grab my son and pick him up. "No no no...shhh Scorp...Daddy's sorry. I'm so sorry..." I whisper, shuffling on my feet, trying to get the little toddler in my arms to stop crying. 

I spent maybe five or six minutes trying to calm Scorpius down, but he wouldn't stop crying. That's when Y/N walked into the kitchen. "Draco? Why's Scorpius crying?" She rubbed her tired eyes, trying to have her eyes adjust to the brightness of the kitchen compared to our bedroom. 

"Oh um...about that..." I start, unsure of what I should say. 

Scorpius made grabby hands at his mum. "Mu-mummy." She awwed before carefully taking him into her arms. 

"Shh baby, what's wrong?" Y/N rocked Scorpius in her arms, shushing him softly. Although he was crying because of me, I couldn't help but admire my wife and how she was so gentle and loving with her son. 

"Daddy...he...he-- " Scorpius burst into tears again. 

That's when Y/N's eyes narrowed. "Draco! What did you do?!"

"I-uh, can we talk about this later, love?" I plead. If I told her right now, I might have burst out laughing at how stupid it was. 

"Fine." She rolled her eyes. "I think he's just hungry." She reached for the Cheerio's box as she carefully sat Scorpius down on the counter. In a small bowl, Y/N poured the cereal out and handed it to Scorpius who immediately stopped crying and happily accepted the cereal. 

She grabbed my arm and pulled me into the hallway. "Okay, so what happened?" 

"Oh, um. I-please don't kill me. I uh...I guess Scorpius opened the fridge and he was standing there and I didn't realize it. I tried to close the fridge and-- " 

Y/N started laughing. "Oh my goodness Draco!" I raise an eyebrow. Why was she laughing?  

"Stop laughing, this is serious! I could have hurt him!" I exclaim. 

Y/N put a hand on my arm. "It's okay Draco. He's not hurt. But I just can't stop laughing! How did you not see him?" She burst into giggles again.

"Oh shut up! I didn't need to look down for anything! I was just looking for the eggs!" She smiled before standing on her toes to press a kiss to my lips. 

"I just woke up and it's already been a kind of crazy morning." She grabs my hand. "Come on. I'm hungry."  

what did i just write omg bahahahahahaha