𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙺𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙸𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙰𝚂𝚂 ☘ 𝚈𝙾𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙸 √

𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒

I thought seven boys against two girls, would be hard for them to control themselves, but it's proving the other way around.

Hi, I'm Yoongi. I'm writing letters to you because I just completed reading the perks of being a wallflower and am feeling angsty even though no shit has currently happened in my life.

Thought it would be a good way, like a hobby to keep your shit together throughout the year.

I'm a music major student, uni is stressful. I wish I could say money is tight but it's not, you see I'm rich. I'm not bragging I swear, but I'm not the kind of guy who doesn't like parent's money either.

I'm chill about it.

Well the starting of the year, I moved to a dorm with six other boys. Then two other girls followed. Everyone is rich here so we've contributed the money equally to the house we bought.

Me, the boys and the girls.

Rae and Mae.

We're still trying to figure out how the fuck their names rhyme. They won't tell us whether it's a coincidence or they really changed their names.

Rae's older brother is my friend, hence, she and her friend would live with us. Which makes me responsible for her safety.

The thing is, Rae is a fucking brat. She's egoistic, energetic and the typical party girl. The first week she was here, there wasn't a single night that she skipped going to club.

The first two days she brought two different men. On the third day, she brought a girl home. Always snogging them. She also made it clear the moment she stepped into the house that she won't halt her sex life just because she's living in a dorm now.

See, brat.

She has a way of getting on my nerves. Her brother would kill me if he knows this. He won't kill her because he's used to that too.

She's like my sister and I can't sleep at night when she's out clubbing. For real, it's amazing how much I started caring for her within a week. I don't do that usually.

So I grounded her once from going to the club for the love of my sleep.

In revenge, she banged one of the boys on the living room couch. Jimin.

They've been fuck buddies since then. Everything they do it's 'for fun'. But they seem very happy. They deserve each other, their energies and wildness match.

Namjoon and Jungkook have bet against Hoseok that Rae and Jimin have their own epic love story going on.

Doesn't look like it though, considering that they are fighting outside in the hallway, shrieking like mad people and maybe pulling out each other's hair while I'm writing this very letter.

They fight a lot. It's usually over stupid things. Maybe Jimin did something very cringe during sex. Like 50 shades level cringe. Now, some of you will say that '50 shades of grey' is rather intense than cringe. I get you. These girls though, don't.

Rae and Mae absolutely hate that movie for some reason. Like absolutely.

That suits Rae, Jimin says she puts up a real competition during sex. It's gross to talk about someone else's sex life but Jimin doesn't shut up about it so I guess they're fine with it. They're into the power play. They like the idea of not knowing who'll win the dominance.

That's all I'll tell you because Rae is my sister and it's really gross for me to talk about her sex life.

Maybe I'm boring you so I'll tell you something interesting. We have a dorm rule book. More like a sticky note which has been pasted on the fridge. The girls don't cook here, trust me they tried once and we were on the verge of tears because we had to eat the shit they made. Not to mention the kitchen looked like there had been a tornado in there.

So we restricted them from cooking.

Seokjin cooks with the boy's assistance. I help sometimes too.

Back to the rule sticky note. I'll add my own comment after every rule in brackets, just telling you so you don't get confused. I'm adding my comment here because I don't get to comment on the rules like...ever. it is what it is. The girls are scary but hot and precious.

It says:

Mae and Rae's dorm rule book;

1. No one is allowed to watch 50 shades of grey or any of that sort of movie ever. No bad boy - good girl and rich boy - poor girl happening in this house. If you watch it, you're pathetic and don't talk to us.

(Told you, they hate it)

2. Boys, we need Ice creams and chocolates and pizzas on periods. We don't want cuddles, we want you to listen to how much it sucks and boys not having periods is very unfair of nature and fuck nature.

(Apparently, Mae and Rae's periods come on the same date. And they're good okay, they're not very different on their periods than normal days. If you ignore the fact that whenever they see any of the boys they'll start cursing at mankind and the unfairness of nature. It's crazy how much open we are about this stuff, please don't feel uncomfortable it's just...all of the boys are into their comfort zones and they can talk whatever they want. They are indeed very precious.)

3. Bad words are not allowed in this house. For example: calling girls fragile, pussy, weak, girls cry, cute girls, masculine men, balls.

(Yep, craziness at its finest. They have a problem with pussy and balls apparently. They don't understand how the fuck a pussy is weak and balls are strong when a pussy can go through a freaking human being ripping out of it. We don't argue or question. Never ever say that it's just a word they'll throw a tantrum and you do not wanna see that. Just stay shut and do whatever they say.)

There are more unspoken rules I'll tell you later. The thing I don't understand in the third rule is that why not girls cute?!

Rae and Mae call me adorable all the damn time and it's fucking annoying. Like...even Rae! She doesn't call Jimin cute when Jimin is so damn cute. I'm their target.

But how can they get fussy over me when they don't let us do the same?! That's unfair. Especially when Mae looks so damn cute while cuddling me-

Fuck.

Okay. I'll admit. I like Mae.

Uh...it's complicated, I'll write it in easier language.

You see the way Rae and Jimin are fuck buddies?

In the same way, Mae and I are cuddle buddies.

Mae loves to sleep! See, my soulmate!

So this night, I was passing by the living room only to see Jimin and Rae doing the nasty on the couch. Trust me, we lost Jimin that night. He used to be such a good boy *cries in parenthood* now he's a sex addict teen who can't control his hormones in front of Rae.

Yes, so they were doing the nasty and in order to keep my virgin eyes virgin... Okay, I'm not a virgin. But I didn't wanna see them specifically, I ran into the first room that came to my eye. It happened to be Mae's. And we ended up sleeping together, we've been cuddle buddies since then.

What do I tell you about Mae...?

Uh... She's very smart and mature. And she doesn't like drama. She doesn't like to drink much(Rae should take lessons from her bestie). That doesn't make Mae less cool in any way. She's majoring in mathematics. She loves to sleep- wait I said that before. She's savage and keeps the hot rest bitch face all the time. She has this iconic eye roll when she's angry, she's silent like me. And it's scary.

When Rae is angry, it's painfully loud. Like right now. I'm sorry, Jimin and Rae are still fighting. It has become nastier. I think I'll step in and shut them up for now.

See you next time, bye.

🖕✨
Don't get offended, please.