𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙺𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙸𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙰𝚂𝚂 ☘ 𝚈𝙾𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙸 √

𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚡𝚒𝚟

They are the worst people in the world, Mae and Rae.

The inseparable bitches they are. They were the ones fighting. They were the ones who started the whole mess. And they are the ones who are talking to each other like nothing. Ever. Fucking. Happened!

Whereas I and Jimin are so damn awkward.

Of course, the shit face kissed me. But he kissed everyone else in the room as well, then why the fuck are only we awkward? It's because of Mae and Rae. I'll explain.

So this morning, Mae and Rae were reciting the whole 'kissing incident' shamelessly in the living room. And the rest of them were actually invested. Accept for me and Jimin because those two are our girls and we're supposed to stay mad at them.

"And then Jimin kissed Mae."

"And then Rae kissed Mae."

"AND THEN JIMIN KISSED YOONGI!"

And then they squealed like teenage girls who just saw their celebrity crush's dick's silhouette.

"I told you. I told you they looked so fucking good together!" Were Rae's lines.

"I believe, I BELIEVE! It's like they're so cute but so hot." Mae replied, jumping on the couch.

"Like two fluff balls who have a lot of messy sex–!"

"Hey!" Jimin shouted from the corner. Me and him both were sitting in the corner to look grumpy. "Shut it! Why would you even ship us together when you're semi-dating us?!"

"Because you two look hot together!" It wasn't even one of the girls who answered. It was bloody Hoseok.

They carried on with their conversation.

"The next time we play something like truth or dare... we'll dare them to have sex–"

I coughed awkwardly. It was embarrassing alright.

"Who's gonna top between them?"

So they'll even decide who's gonna top?

"I said shut up!" Jimin shouted, standing up from his seat and putting his hands on his hips "Why don't y'all sit in the room with popcorns while we have sex to see for yourself who's gonna top?!"

I banged my head on the table. Jimin's no better than them. He was just adding more spice for them.

"Nice idea, Park Jimin."

They all gasped and clapped their hands like the fools they are. And now I and Jimin are awkward.

But they continued their conversation nonetheless.

"How was it like kissing Yoongi, Jimin?"

Jimin made a face as if he was thinking and then answered, "I don't quite remember, actually, it was pretty fast. Let me try again."

And then he grinned and tried to grab my face. I don't trust Park Jimin. He's a fucking moron. He would have kissed me if I wouldn't have slapped him away from me.

And Mae laughed so hard at this stupid fucking thing that she rolled over from the couch. What the hell was so funny?

Jimin was playing along with them to embarrass me, so I tried to change the topic.

"Let's talk about them." I pointed at Mae and Rae. "They kissed too."

Mae rolled her eyes from the floor.

"Duh." She let out as if it was something very uninteresting. "It wasn't our first time, it was both of yours first."

"It wasn't?!" Someone asked, perplexed as all of us.

Rae rolled her eyes. "What do you think happens in ladies' bathrooms in clubs, weirdo?"

Tae had the audacity to jump on the couch like a curious child and shift a little closer towards them to ask,

"What happens? What does?!"

I swear Tae looked so cute. With his curious eyes, all large and eyebrows perked up in awe. Only if it had been another situation, I would have cooed at him.

"Women in clubs' bathrooms are pure lesbians. Okay? Okay." Rae explained.

"Then how did you two do it?! Wasn't it awkward for the first time?"

"I don't remember the first time," Mae grunted. "I think we were just drunk."

"Yes, we were drunk and we were trying to recreate that iconic scene from Riverdale when Betty and Veronica kiss."

Then Jungkook threw himself back on the couch with a deep exhale.

"I wish Mae would have kissed me in that loop yesterday."

I don't know what it is to Jungkook. He always does that. He's always an asshole. I get that he likes Mae and his way of showing it is to be cool and cocky, but he should know she's mine by now.

"So being a fucking creep, Jungkook," I said, giving a death glare to him.

"Or what are you gonna do, coward? It isn't like you have the guts to kiss Mae."

I wanted to roll a fucking bulldozer over Jungkook's body. Shit had just turned serious but some monkeys don't realize that, so one of them intruded with,

"Yoongi doesn't kiss Mae because he's in love with Jimin and his weird kink of wearing a tie on naked body–"

"He really doesn't have that kink," Rae interjected. "Trust me, I would know if Jimin had such a kink. Although he does have a thing for–"

"Have you got no shame?!" Jin finally shouted. "All of you are literally the most shameless creatures I've ever seen. None of y'all's asses are going out for Christmas, you hear me?!"

Rae giggled. "But Jin you won't be home, you wouldn't know if we even went out."

Yes, Christmas is in two days and Jin and Namjoon are going to their parent's house. The rest of our parents just don't miss their kids enough. We're pretty problematic.

Jin pursed his lips. "Just because there's no one to watch doesn't mean you'll go flaunting around with your little freak show of a behavior! Fucking behave, all of you!"

Bitch he snapped. Bad.

Yes, so, in conclusion, were grounded for Christmas. And also that this dorm consists of aliens.