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Moi name is dreamy teenie peenie the 7th and I'm .2 inches tall, UwU I'm so short and quirky and cute and I give off such bottom energy 🥰🥺🥴🤞💕

*Some weird cookie monster voice*
My name is Goggily woggily and I'm 20'10 light years tall, I'm very good at Checkers and limbo and basketball and football and soccer and volleyball and baseball *proceeds to name every other type of game* and I'm hot as hell, so hot that my body produces pounds of salty liquid that comes out of my nasty pores for 7 hours every time I look in a mirror. I have a HUGE secret that cannot be told because it's a SECRET and if you tell anyone you'll get kicked out of the happy tree friends club. And TRUST ME. You do not want to get kicked out of the happy tree friends club, we're having an ice cream party next weekend. Anyways, I must produce a show with my money makin', husband stealin', sweet as vinegar voice.

Later

*Gogy is singing the map song*

"O-o-o-o-oh m-m-m-my g-g-g-god h-his v-v-v-v-v-oice i-i-is s-s-so h-h-hot. I-if o-o-only I w-w-was p-pretty enough t-t-to b-be his" Dreamy teenie peenie thought aloud with his UwU Betty boop voice. Gogy heard this and pulled him onto the stage and kissed him then Dreamy teenie peenie pissed on the stage and said "m-m-m-my w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-water b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-broke. Then Dreamue teenie peenie was flown to the hospital and there was a panic and Dreamy teenie peenie died but then came back to life and yeeted a baby out of his teenie peenie and then Gogy and dreamy teenie peenie got married and then they had 20 billion more ugly gremlins because the first one drank water after dark and they got old and died.

The end
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Published May 27,2021

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