God Is A Woman

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"A feelin' that you can't fight"

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"A feelin' that you can't fight"

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   Emily let out a laugh as she brought a large tray over, carrying cotton candy margaritas. Penelope gasped and grabbed one instantly, shifting her attention from her martini onto the margarita.

   "Slow down there, Penny," JJ laughed. "One at a time, one at a time."

   "Pshhh," Penelope scoffed, sipping the margarita. "Let me have a good time!"

   "Ok, ok."

   Bella let out a laugh before sipping her margarita. She fixed the princess crown and the pink boa she was wearing, looking over at Emily's red boa in envy. Aurora closed her eyes and leaned back in her chest, playing with the bright orange boa she was wearing.

   "Bachelorette party?" a man with dark brown hair asked, his friends stopping behind him and smiling at the group of women. 

   "Who is the bride?" a man with blonde hair asked, gripping his beer as his eyes scanned over everyone. 

   Aurora rolled her eyes, "Your mom."

   The men let out loud laughs and looked at each other, each one of them reeking of stale beer and cheap cigarettes. 

   "I like feisty ones," a balding man injected. 

   "Oh piss off!" Emily exclaimed, attempting to shoo the men away. 

   "Ladies, ladies, ladies, we're just trying to be polite!"

   Bella stumbled forward and pointed her finger at the men, "AND WE'RE JUST TRYING TO ENJOY GALENTINE'S DAY, OK? WE ARE ALL LESBIANS, OK? EVEN IF WE WEREN'T WE WOULD NEVER COME NEAR YOUR SMALL PENISES. NOW FUCK OFF!"

   The men widened their eyes before stepping away from Bella and the rest of the group. Emily, JJ, Penelope, and Aurora all let out loud laughs as Bella stumbled back over to the table. She sat back down, feeling very pleased and impressed with herself. 

   "I hate men," Emily said with a shake of her head. 

   "They disgust me," Aurora piped up, accidentally knocking over her margarita as it smashed to the floor. The women looked over at it and let out a loud laugh as the bartender looked over and rolled his eyes. 

   "Aren't you dating Milo now?" Penelope asked, finishing her margarita and turning her attention back onto her martini. 

   Aurora nodded hastily with a smile, "Yes! What if we get married soon? We should elope!"

   "Nooooo," Emily, JJ, Penelope, and Bella said in unison. 

   "Why not?" Aurora huffed.

   "You're drunk, you'll feel different in the morning," JJ smiled. 

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