The Jester (Hisoka x HxH x Reader)

Chapter 57

I slowly wake up to the light blinding me. I turn around, not wanting to be bothered, and I snuggle up to Hisoka, who had his arms wrapped around me. Last night was...interesting. Hisoka was at his most aggressive, and I was at my vulnerable state.

I'm so sore. Stupid clown.

We were still filthy from our recent activity, and I was so worn out that I didn't even bother to take a second look at myself.

"Mmm~" Hisoka shifts around the bed and lays back down, staring up at the ceiling.

"Good morning love." I lay my head on his shoulder and he takes his arm and places it under me.

"Good morning doll. How are you holding up?~"

"You went too far last night. My body hurts." I place my head on my forehead dramatically which caused Hisoka to chuckle.

"It's not funny." I groan. I truly couldn't move my bottom half much, my body refused to do so.

"I just love seeing the outcome of me going the extra mile with you~" Hisoka turns to me with a closed-eye smile, and I roll my eyes in annoyance.

"I'm going for a shower." I sit up and stretch myself before attempting to get off the bed.

"Do I have the right to join you?~" Hisoka mimics my actions, and begins to get up to walk towards the bathroom.

"How do I know you won't try anyth-" As I got off of the bed, my legs immediately wobbled, and I fell to the ground.

"Fuck."

"I see. That settles it then~" Hisoka makes his way over to me, and tries to lift me up, but I declined the offer.

"Hiso, I got this. I'm a big gir-" I try to force myself up again, but I immediately went back down. Hisoka places his hand on his mouth to cover his giggles, and I wasn't having it.

"Hisoka! It's not funny!"

"Such a shame you don't want my assistance~"

"Well look at what you did! Now I can't walk." I cross my arms like a child.

"Oh, doll. No need to get all worked up. Your amazing boyfriend is here to lend you a helping hand~" I can tell Hisoka's going to have fun, he has that evil smirk on his face, like he was planning to mess with me for the time being.

I sigh and force myself up, trying to sit down on the bed, but a pair of arms quickly lifts me up, and I find myself being carried bridal style by a very excited Hisoka.

"I told you I got this-"

"You are incapable of even holding yourself up dear. Let me care for you for the time being~" I look down in defeat and Hisoka carries us both into the bathroom.

As we make it in, he sits me down on the counter and starts up the water for us.

When it's at a reasonable temperature, Hisoka removes the last of our clothing, and picks me up once again, and he gets in the bathtub, sitting me in between his legs as he places me in as well.

Right now, Hisoka was shampooing my hair, slowly massaging in the substance through my scalp.

"Mmm." I close my eyes and lean my head back, taking in the euphoric and soft feeling of my boyfriends lanky hands rubbing through my head gently.

"Does this make up for last night?~" I open my eyes and raise an eyebrow at Hisoka.

"No?" I shake my head and get back to my previous position.

"But dear, I truly didn't mean to get so rough, I was simply very aroused in the moment~"

"That's no excuse for temporarily immobilizing me." I cross my arms and look away like a child.

"I did say we were practicing for the baby making, didn't I?~"

"I never agreed to having kids with you, you already act like one, and I don't need any more little Hisoka's running abound the house."

"It sounds quite fun to me~" I can practically hear the smirk on his face, god this man was so difficult sometimes.

"Yeah yeah, whatever." Hisoka then washes my hair off and I do the same process to him.

"We should get out now, we have places to be." I slowly get up from the tub but immediately felt my body give up on me.

I forgot I couldn't walk.

Before I hit the bottom, Hisoka held me up with his arms.

"Oh doll~"

"Enough of the taunts, help me."

"What's the magic word?~" Hisoka whispers in my ear.

Is he really trying to provoke me right now?

"Hisoka I will smack you if you don't-"

"The. Magic. Word. It's not that hard~"

"Hisoka, please help me." I drag out.

"Anything for you my dear~" Hisoka kisses my forehead before picking me up and getting out of the bathtub. He puts me down for a few seconds and grabs a towel then wraps it around my body gently, and he does the same to himself, but around his waist. I stared at his flawless figure, he always flusters me, no matter how many times I've seen the same thing over and over, I don't know how he does it.

"My eyes are up here you know...~" Hisoka points to himself with a closed eye smile, and my cheeks instantly warm up and turn light shades of pink.

"Whatever." I mumble to myself. He ruined the moment. How narcissistic of him.

My legs were now feeling much better, I was able to hold myself up from the warm water soothing my muscles, but Hisoka picked me up once again and walked us out of the bathroom. He sits me on the bed and heads to the drawers, then pulls out an outfit for both of us.

"Nothing revealing, okay?" I quickly let out as Hisoka was holding very short shorts and a tight tank top in his hands.

"But I was going to have so much fun dressing my little doll up~" Hisoka sighs, and puts the seductive pieces away.

"We might be heading straight to the Devlin's right after, I want to be able to conceal as many weapons as possible, and I don't want to be seen, so pick something that will cover me up." Hisoka sighs and looks around the drawer before pulling out exactly what I had hoped for.

He handed me black cargo pants with a turtleneck, along with combat boots, and he also handed me a knife holster. (outfit is up top!)

"Much better. Thank you love." I force myself up and peck Hisoka on the lips with a smile. He nods in response and he changes into his usual attire. After that, he helps me change into my clothes. The thing was though, was that this man wouldn't stop staring at me. He's seen my body enough times, not sure how he still can't process what's in front of him, but whatever.

I took a few knives, along with a dagger, and I hid them in hard to reach spaces, such as: my ankles, thighs, waist and arms. I also had my sword whip around my waist as a belt, and now I was good to go.

Hisoka and I head out of the house, and we made our way to my family's residence.

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