You are the Administrator of the SCP Foundation, have anomalous properties, a high IQ, and have a Coat of Many Arms. But you are a young teen and you need to go to a school and you decided to go a school. Out of all the situations you prepared you f...
Here we see you and the others in history class and you're learning the subject of the Hapsburg family.
(Y/N): "Well it is nice to do something normal. Or at least the closest thing to normal."
Kara: "Yeah, don't worry dude you'll get used to it."
(Y/N): "I learned different subjects from Miss J's class when I was taken in by the Foundation, she's a computer program on a disc that gets people interested in one subject to the point where they're experts of that subject."
Babs: "So you never had a highschool experience?"
(Y/N): "No, no I don't."
You and the girls then see the substitute teacher who is Mr. Chapin.
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Mr. Chapin: "Alright class, today we're going over the history of the Hapsburg family."
(Y/N): *whispers to Babs*"Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't he the principal?"
Babs: *whispers back* " Yeah, prepare yourself cause last time when he was substitute teacher of home economics, he gave us an egg sitting assignment for the weekend and things went...."
(Y/N): *whispers*"Bad?"
Babs: "Yep."
(Y/N): "He does know that no teacher watches an egg over the weekend assignment is out of date, right?"
Babs: *whispers back*"Apparently not."
Mr. Chapin: "Ms. Gordon and mr.... Do you even have a last name?"
(Y/N): "I grew up in an orphanage."
Mr. Chapin: "I don't care, the point is stop talking and pay attention."
Mr. Chapin sets up a slideshow of the House of Habsburg.
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Mr. Chapin: "The House of Habsburg was a royal bloodline that dates back to 1780 where-"
While Mr. Chapin was talking. You turn to the girls and whisper to them.
(Y/N): *whispers*"The years of incest created SCP-3288, we call them the Aristocrats."
Diana: *whispers*"What is this incest you speak of?"
