You are the Administrator of the SCP Foundation, have anomalous properties, a high IQ, and have a Coat of Many Arms. But you are a young teen and you need to go to a school and you decided to go a school. Out of all the situations you prepared you f...
Here we see some employees who work on the Garfield comic strip unemployed due to their boss' cheapness.
Employee: "I can't believe our boss just laid us off to do this."
Employee 2: " Yeah, and he's cheap too, why would he make us work on this?"
Employee 3: "We need to form a protest, let's meet at the building tomorrow."
Later, we see an employee at his house making picket signs as he hears a noise in the kitchen. He then heads into the kitchen and he sees SCP-3166 and it sees him.
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SCP-3166: "John....where's my lasagna John?"
Employee: " What the...?"
SCP-3166 then grabs a vase and knocks the employee down onto the ground and he starts to force feed lasagna into the employee's throat as screams and gargles can be heard.
The next day we see you and Jessica at one of the employee's houses and you both look around.
Jessica: "Remind me, what are we looking for?"
(Y/N): "SCP-3166, it's a 2.1 meters tall cat, takes the appearance of an orange tabby."
Jessica: " Wait wait back up, we're looking for a cat?"
(Y/N): "Walks like a man that is dressed in a catsuit that is filled with lasagna as the flesh. The meat has DNA from the creator Jim Davis."
Jessica: " Wait, orange tabby, likes lasagna..., does it hate Mondays?"
(Y/N): " Yes, all traits of Garfield the Cat."
Jessica: " Garfield? As in the cat that eats lasagna and hates Mondays?"
(Y/N): " Yes, that's him."
Jessica: " (Y/N) isn't this a bit ridiculous? We're looking for an anomaly, not a fictional character."
(Y/N): "There are times when the anomaly takes the form of characters from other media, such as Among Us, Minecraft, Pokemon, Spongebob Squarepants. Especially Spongebob."*shivers*"The things he does to his victims."
Jessica: " ...Okay then, but why would a fat cartoon cat attack this person?"
(Y/N): "SCP-3166 will attack anyone who disrespect the Garfield name. The people who made the Garfield movies, parodies, Jim Davis, critics, and people who used to be involved with the comic."
Jessica: " Alright, so what are we looking for?"
(Y/N): "Someone who dressed up like a bipedal feline in the form of Garfield. The fur is real cat fur and he has a craving for lasagna."
Jessica: *looks around* " I don't see any other cat suit person." *Walks into the kitchen and screams*
(Y/N): " Jess!"
You rushed into the kitchen as you saw Jessica mortified as you saw she was looking at lasagna on the ground and the body too.
Jessica: " Lasagna... body..." *shudders in discomfort*
