You are the Administrator of the SCP Foundation, have anomalous properties, a high IQ, and have a Coat of Many Arms. But you are a young teen and you need to go to a school and you decided to go a school. Out of all the situations you prepared you f...
Here we see you writing on a chalkboard about the use of pickup lines and combine them with the Scientific Method as we see Carol watching you write on the board.
Carol: "Hey sweetie, what are you writing there?"
(Y/N): "Sometimes I use the scientific method on mundane things like shopping or football. This time I'm using science as a means to test the effectiveness of pickup lines. Trust me this is for science. Using the scientific method is a hobby for me."
Carol: "Pick up lines? (Y/N), they never work in real life, only in cartoons."
(Y/N): "We'll let Science answer that question. Which is why I sent a written permission form to UA High to have the Hero Course students participate in the experiment."
Carol: "Wait so you're gonna use pick-up lines on students from that hero school?"
(Y/N): "Not just students, also teachers. Just so you know, the men of the course will be saying the lines while the women will cast their votes on which one is the best, I'll include myself and the Da-Invinbros for added variety in male side, same goes for you and the other girls."
Carol: "Okay."
(Y/N): "The experiment starts tomorrow."
Carol: "Alright and what happens if none of the pick-up lines work?"
(Y/N): "Well that depends on the lines with the most votes, only science will tell."
Later, we see Carol walking to her house when she finds a group of 6 girls wearing gold masks.
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Carol: "Uh, nice masks?"
SCP-4064: *all six girls talking at once*"Thank you, it looks nice on me doesn't it?"
Carol: "Um, yeah it does."
Carol then rushed to her house where she then called you.
(Y/N): *over the phone*"Oh hey Carol, whats up?"
Carol: " (Y/N) you gotta get over here now."
(Y/N): *over the phone*"What why?"
Carol: " There's a group of weird cultist people out here."
(Y/N): "Cultist people? You mean SCP-4064?"
Carol then looks behind herself and she sees you at the window looking at SCP-4064.
(Y/N): "We've actually bumped into them before. They're a hivemind of beings that wear golden masks and have the power to manipulate technology through electricity. The mask doesn't work on other people, only the first person that the mask is on. If the mask is off, they'll get it back at any cost. That is why it is a Keter Class SCP."
Carol: "But if they're that dangerous why are they out here and not you know, in containment?"
(Y/N): "They're very elusive and very hard to contain, we managed to contain two of them which are -A and -B."*sees Hal Jordan crying because of a broken heart*"And apparently they dumped Hal. They do have to eat, but not in the conventional sense like we do. They only eat the negative emotions of humans and they're the least dangerous group out there that we know so far. There are other groups out there, some of them feed off fear and some feed off of grief and mourn for their goddess Anatolia. So far this group is the only one we caught under our radar."
