Chapter 58: SCP-783 "There Was A Crooked Man"

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Here we see Chris heading to the cafeteria getting breakfast which was ground beef again.

Chris: "Where are you getting this stuff anyways? Who's the chef back there?!"

Chris then sees his old colleague Chef Hatchet.

Chris then sees his old colleague Chef Hatchet

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Chris: "Chef!?"

Chef: "Nice to see you back in orange Chris, it suits you!"

Chris: "How did you even score a job here!?"

Chef: "The Administrator gave me a job offer to be head chef for the good food for the geeks, bad food for the scrubs like you, guard, and I'm a fully trained MTF soldier."

Chris: "That's like 3 different jobs, how are you gonna do all of them?"

Chef: "I work as a chef Mondays and Tuesdays, Guard on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and an MTF for the rest of the days."

We then see Amelia and Cory enter the cafeteria.

Amelia: "D-1983, you will be testing for SCP-783."

Chef: "Try not to die Chris. This will be payback for not giving me my paycheck."

Chris: "What?! I sent checks to you in the mail!"

Chef: *facepalms*

Later, in Temby, England, we see Chris settling in a house in Temby by himself.

Chris: "Well what do you do when you're all alone in a creepy house."*pulls out a remote*"Watch some TV."

When Chris turns on the TV he sees the new season of the Ridonculous Race and he sees Don on screen.

When Chris turns on the TV he sees the new season of the Ridonculous Race and he sees Don on screen

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Don: *on TV*"Hello everyone, welcome to a new season of...The Ridonculous Race."

Chris: "Pfft, I am 40x better than that guy."

We then see Leslie enter the room through the outlet in her Livewire uniform.

Leslie: "Hey washout."

Chris: "Did you just come out of the outlet?"

Leslie: "Pretty cool huh? Anyways, I'm gonna tell you about the SCP you're gonna be dealing with. We tried to record live video and audio on it's business but it just ended up being corrupted whenever it's in the room."

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