Administrator of The SCP Goes to School

Chapter 65: SCP-3521 - "forced banana equivalent dose by dado"

Here we see you along with Stella, Carmen, and Gabriella heading to Site-92 and you see battered ruins of the site with the building destroyed from the numerous bananas in the site by the time you arrived.

Stella: "Oh my goodness, what happened here?"

(Y/N): "SCP-3521, they've done an experiment with it indoors, when they should have done it outdoors."

Carmen: "What does it do?"

(Y/N): "It's yellow pharmaceutical pills that when you ingest it, numerous unpeeled bananas will burst out of you. The estimated amount was 50 million bananas."

Gabriella: "Oh my, who even made those pills?"

(Y/N): "A para-pharmaceutical named Dado, from what we gathered from the footage from Site-92, the D-Class from the experiment, experienced stomach pains for 30 minutes before bursting. SCP-3521 was intended to be filled with ionized radioactive potassium to poison anyone who ingested it, but instead you will die from a banana explosion in your belly."

Stella: "Oh dear."

(Y/N): "We recovered the phone of the person who bought the pills and we checked the finger prints on the phone and it matches a former employee of WOOHP named Tim Scam."

Stella: " Tim Scam? I've never heard of that guy."

(Y/N): "He used to work for WOOHP to make weapons and tools until he decided to use them for different purposes, your children ran into him when he took over and he nearly killed them in the process. Fortunately We have him under our custody and have him placed in the Mobile Task Force codenamed Sixteen Tons."

Carmen: " Why is it called Sixteen Tons?"

(Y/N): "They are captured personnel from other groups of interest sent on missions by force by us. We place an explosive device around their necks that will go off if it's removed by force or when we activate the explosive ourselves. We use them for the set of skills they have that is proven useful to us."

Gabriella: " I see and where are our daughters now?"

(Y/N): "Currently at Mali-U at this time, I don't want to interrupt their education."

Stella: " Oh thank goodness, Clover wouldn't last a day around your employees. She told me your organization is filled with nerds and muscle bound men."

(Y/N): "1 intellectuals, sometimes we study anomalies for science and we need those men to Secure, Contain, and Protect anomalies from humanity."

Stella: "Thank you for the briefing on the strange yellow banana pills, can we head somewhere else please."

(Y/N): "It is lunch hour after all."

Later, we see you and the girls at a cafe in a nearby town.

Stella: "(Y/N), can I ask you something?"

(Y/N): "Asking questions is what we do. You may ask."

Stella: "It's about Clover, are you her boyfriend?"

(Y/N): "Um what do you mean?"

Stella: " Well ever since highschool she always dates all sorts of men, but never actually sticks to just one. So far she had bad luck with men, both in highschool and in college. And when she told me about Blaine I was happy but he moved to Australia."

(Y/N): "I'm sorry to hear that."

Gabriella: "Now that you mention it, Sam needs someone who has a mind as bright as hers, but she had some bad luck as well. Either because the men she found attractive are evil or just mean or just use her."