Chapter 2

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Make no mistakes. It won't be ongoing just yet. I just want to tease you all more.

I'm charging my headphones so I can watch Chan's room~ I'm finally getting around to watching all the episodes. And I'll be honest, my motivation is hearing him say 'baby girls' at the end sksksk~

Also, the intro was updated a little for Seungmin and Hyunjin. I think only them 🤔 maybe Felix too. I don't remember.

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Group Chat

Manhoeshoe: Ew who the hell named this group chat?!?!?!?

SpearBinnie: Problem?

Manhoeshoe: No.
😊😇
Wait--
Who all is in this chat again?

SpearBinnie: Uh..
You, me and CB97?
Why would there be anyone else?

Manhoeshoe: Oh
So CB97 is stuck with 2 omegas sksksksksksk

ChanBang97: I don't see the problem?

Manhoeshoe: Oh hello.
I'm J.one~~~
At your service~~~
👁👄👁

ChanBang97: ???
Well, anyway...
SpearB added us to this chat so we can talk better about the collaboration...

Manhoeshoe: That's all?

SpearBinnie: What else were you hoping for? 😒
I thought you were obsessed over that one alpha model?

Manhoeshoe: Yes.
I am.
And he isn't a model.
He's just this sexy instagram dude I watch.

SpearBinnie: You mean stalk?

Manhoeshoe: No, I just watch him.

SpearBinnie: Same thing...

ChanBang97: Can we talk about work??

Manhoeshoe: Oh come on dude.
You don't have to act like a workaholic when you're with your friends.
Just be casual~~~
We aren't strangers~~~

SpearBinnie: We haven't spoken like this in about two years.
Did you expect it to be like it used to be?
This is kind of awkward honestly.

Manhoeshoe: To you maybe, because you're always awkward.

ChanBang97: Umm...

Manhoeshoe: 🙄🙄🙄
You two have NOT outgrown your crackhead, I know you haven't.
So wth?

SpearBinnie: We were never as bad as you in the first place.

Manhoeshoe: Shush

SpearBinnie: No.

Manhoeshoe: 😒

ChanBang97: Can you two omegas chill your hormones and cooperate for one minute?

Manhoeshoe: Bitch I'M SORRY
MY HEAT IS COMING DAMMIT AND I DONT HAVE A AEXY MAZING ALOHA TO YAKE CARE OF MY IN MY TIME OF NEED, OLAKY?
I'M HORNY
AND I'M NOT GOING TO SUPPRESS MY HORNIES

SpearBinnie: Fucking heat season...

ChanBang97: Take suppressants...
We need to work...

Manhoeshoe: MOTHERUFXKING I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU
DO NOT TELL ME TO CALLM DOWN BECAUSE I WILL NOT CALM MY MAN TITS DOWN
I
AM
HORNY
AND
I
WILL
REMAIN
A
HORNY
BITCHY
OMEGA
UNTIL
I
GET
ME
AN
ALPHA
WITH
A
BIG
D
AKA
MINHO'S
D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpearBinnie: He doesn't know you exist.

Manhoeshoe: I'm coming for you

SpearBinnie: 🙄


ChanBang97: Guys...

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ChanBang97: Guys??

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Is it easier to read if I try to get it to double/triple space the texts? Wattpad is cranky about multi spacing 😒 I had to space it more than once because it kept messing up. But is it easier to see and read this way?

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