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Day six: making fun of each other

Harry’s Pov

    I was walking back to the common room after hanging out with Draco, in secret of course. We don’t want the whole world to know we are dating, unfortunately. Well we want them to know but we have two small problems. One, no one would  accept it, because I am the boy who lived and he is the son of a death eater. Two, we decided to ignore the first problem and now have no idea how to tell them. 

    So now we have to still pretend to be enemy’s in public, which means constant fighting. It isn’t that bad. It is kinda like a game. Whoever has the best insult or comeback gets to….. Back to the topic at hand. I am really upset that I don’t get to hang out with my boyfriend as much as I want. 

    Well I guess I am done complaining to the voice in my head about my life decisions and I probably should get to lunch. (Not me trying to figure out insults for later in the oneshot and then just hear Draco saying in my head Training for the ballet pottah) 

“Late for lunch Pottah. For a moment I thought you were sick but then I remember reading that idiots don’t get sick.” 

(Did I steal this from The promised neverland. Yes, yes I did)

“I guess you're an exception then?”

    I then walked over to the gryffindor table. 

“You know potter I was told your mother never had a sense of humor, but clearly she did because she made the biggest joke I have ever seen.”

“Well clearly you haven’t seen the one your mother made.”

(Insults are hard D: These are the best I can come up with and they suck. I think I might use some basic ones)

    This continued on my way to the lake. I just had to walk into Draco, and a few of his friends. If it was just Draco it would have been fine but since there are other people it sucks.

“Pottah, have you ever heard of a shower because you smell retched.”

“Are you sure that it isn't your friends you’re smelling?”

    And just like before I walked away but this time with the most wonderful idea. As I was walking I handed Draco a paper. It seemed to have nothing on it but Draco should know what to do with it. We figured out how the marauders map worked and used a similar spell to send messages back and forth.  On it, if the spell was done correctly was meet me tonight, same spot, same time. There might have been something else on it but you don’t need to know what it said.

    The rest of the day was quiet and BORING. Nothing happened. I didn’t even run into Draco. (I just realised that Hermione and Ron haven’t been in this at all so…) Luckily I was going to be able to see him in just a few moments. I was waiting for him in the RoR like always. He comes in holding a bag. He holds up the bag with a confused look.

“Why exactly did you want this?”

“Because I miss you dearly when we are away.”

    I say this dramatically because why not. He rolls his eyes. 

“Can I have your hoodie as well?”

    I ask him with big green eyes because that’s the color and size of my eyes. He mutters whatever but takes off his hoodie and gives it to me with the bag. I put it on.

“Thanks. 

Timeskip brought to you by me the author because I don’t have a creative bone in my body and I need to get to the end of this so because of that I shall be skipping through time :) 

   

    As I was getting ready, I was smirking ever so slightly. (Look I have no fashion sense at all okl so I ain’t gonna describe his outfit sorry) To finish my look I put on Draco’s hoodie that he forgot to ask for back. Yes, I did realize that it said Malfoy on  the back. Yes, I knew that it was his quidditch jacket. That only made this better. I walk to the Great Hall and over to the Slytherin table where Draco was sitting. This got the attention of all the other students. 

“Do I still smell Malfoy?”

    He looked at me confused and then realization hit him. 

“Is that my cologne? Is that why you asked for it? Is this how you want to tell them?”

    I nod then take a seat right next to him. He then pulls me into his lap. The entire student body was quiet.

“They are all staring.”

“Good let them stare. You want something to eat?”

    I nod and he gets me a small plate of food. He gets a forkful of eggs and put it near my mouth. I rolled my eyes but took a bite nonetheless. 

“They are still staring. “

“Does it make you uncomfortable, dear?”

    I nod slowly. Draco turned around and faced the majority of them with an annoyed look on his face. 

“You know staring is quite rude and it is making Harry uncomfortable.”

    With that the once quiet hall was soon filled with chatter mostly about them. Honestly did they think they were deaf, they could definitely hear everything they were saying. Due to all the noise Draco and Harry silently snuck out to do…..stuff. 

Word count: 914

I hope this was good. I honestly had no idea what I was doing and didn’t know how exactly to do this prompt. Hope y’all like it. The next one should be out tomorrow. 

Stay weird.