Ok so here's a part two because I forgot I had a sibling-
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Once upon a time, Tecchou went in search of some nipples inside Jouno. He never found them. However, he did produce a baby called Nikolai Gogol. They never named him according to their last name, which was "Joecchouno" because there were no laws in where they lived. They sent Nikolai to school and he met a rat, an actual animal, called Fyodor. Then Fyodor suddenly became a human when Nikolai took it to his house and Jouno barfed on it. Somehow, his barf was magical and Fyodor turned into a SmOkInG HoT RuSsIaN- Nikolai immediately fell in love. Somehow Jouno got attracted to human Fyodor as well. The three had a threesome and made Tecchou angry. Tecchou left to get milk and never came back. Nine months later, all three were prego-. They each gave birth to one part of a human: head, torso, and legs. Then, using more of Jouno's magic barf, they put together a hooman being. That is how my sibling was born.
The end!
PS: Tecchou came back, stole the child, made the child count ants, and brought it back. However, it was now forever stuck with a Tecchou mind. The child always ran off to get milk and go missing.
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Bungo Stray Dogs Oneshots
RomanceA book of one shots that I made. Also I've been meaning to make oneof these books for a while o yeah. - - Enjoy.
