𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐍. ˢᵖᵃᵐ // ᴾᵉʳˢᵒⁿᵃˡ

if nct title tracks were boys

hello

what's popping bitch

yes i'm back 

after two years of constant studying, i FINALLY have nothing to do with my life

so the other day i was up at 3am, everyone was sleeping and the house was quiet and then i played this video that was like "nct title tracks but it's only the best parts"

and no they didn't put all of "limitless" and "the 7th sense" 💔💔💔

but anyways nctzentube are carrying youtube they are becoming a society pillar just like tutorials channel

as i was saying

i was watching the video and it was the part where they included limitless and then in my head i went like : "limitless sounds exactly how i like my boys: perfect but with a manipulative personality"

get it? cuz limitless has like three different songs mixed in it (which represents façades) but it still sounds perfect

also im jk i actually have high standards i'm an nctzen

but yeah

then i go like:

"hold up BITCH? what if i made a "nct title tracks as types of boys in my life" ?"

however i'm the weird kid in my school so i'm not sure i can make all title tracks but whatever here we go bitch:

the 7th sense: no one. absolutely no boy can be compared to this queen. me comparing T7S to some random asshole i met in life is an utter disrespect from my part, and i, I who is a human partly and grass wholly, i can't commit such a crime.

without you: my boy best friend in 6th grade but how he acted in 7th grade, because that's when he got his heartbroken. he would use a fun tone to speak about his trauma and i would be just like: "sir... are you okay?"

firetruck: e-boy. but like the ones who were e-boys before it was a trend ? and the respectful ones who were bullied for being different yet they are the only boys deserving rights

chewing gum: pick me boys.

limitless: my crush in freshmen year. that guy was handsome and smart but had a different façade depending on who he was talking with: a boy, a girl or me.
to help you understand how he talked to me, i will share a quick fact about him: he bullied me in elementary school.

my first and last: the guy with golden retriever energy that i met in this resort in 2019. literally the sweetest guy ever. he was so in love with me he asked my sister how he could get me to notice him, then he proceeded to get me stuff, compliment my playlist, hold my hand as i walked to the beach, make sure i didn't fall, made sure to chase the cat away instead of me changing my place cuz he knew i had ailurophobia and he did that by holding my wrist so i won't be scared, even checked on me when we were saying horror stories and complimented the fact that i don't get scared.

this guy looked so heartbroken when i had to leave i was ready to drop everything for him

then he ghosted me <\3

but goddamn he was fine as fuck

cherry bomb: yangyang. cuz when he is on stage he is indeed the biggest shit

like sir is goddamn disrespectful but i will let him disrespect me <3

we young: my crush in elementary school because "we young" was the excuse i pulled on why i can't date him when he confessed his undying love for me

boss: lee sooman.

baby don't stop: this is my bestie's fav track im NOT gonna disrespect this track by comparing it to a 🤢man🤢

go: this one guy i sat behind once and he fell asleep and when he woke up he waved at me so cutely

he just has that rebel vibe anyways

touch: lee taeyong.

yestoday: a therapist.

black on black: this guy who was nice to me at school this year and on the day of my exam he said "how are you so beautiful"

he is too energetic that's why he reminds me of that song

chain: yuta because i believe in both their supermacies

we go up: my dad cuz the more my age goes up the more i detach myself from him

regular: my uncle cuz he's rich <3

simon says: key, both are pure art

take off: all the guys at my school who would leave my seat as soon as i would show up

superhuman: pen boi (someone from school) bc it requires having superhuman powers to score 8 even when i let him copy all of my answers and i scored 19 (out of 20) in maths

i don't need your love: this other guy i met at the same resort in 2019. boy needed to be humbled ( bc i think he hated me at first ) so i slapped him across the face "aS a GaMe"

then him and i started getting along and we hit it off pretty amazing and we were the only unbothered ones cracking dirty jokes when two horny teenagers ran away from the resort

and then he even called me one time and we talked for four hours that included me telling him a true crime story and he listened to my non-existent storytelling skills

we were going to meet but the pandanana happened <\3

i wish i kept him as my friend

boom: my husband chenle because my heart goes boom boom when i see him <3

jopping: park chanyeol.

moonwalk: michael jackson

love talk:

kick it: this one guy who told everyone i won a scholarship when i didn't want to tell anyone about it

the message is clear when i catch him in the streets his flat ass is done

ridin' : lee jeno

i'm... i'm not gonna explain

punch: stalker boi in my class cuz he can't read the damn room

turn back time: this one guy who has a beautiful smile cuz if i could turn back time i would talk to him <\3

100: men in general they're loud for nothing like that

tiger inside: colin fitzgerald from the chase which is the first book in the briar u series. what a leg opener that man.

guys i hate men i can't think anymore of them so huh that's it for today

AFFIRMATIONS BITCH

i am healthy i am wealthy i am rich i am THAT bitch i am go gonna get that bag and i am not gonna take anyone's shit i am protected well respected i am a queen/king/royalty i am a dream i do what i wanna do and i am who i wanna be yuh

and my ass is FAT

UNTIL NEXT TIME BESTIES

wait should i do this same one but instead "nct as nct title tracks" ?

ugh wattpad won't let me publish this book

is it cuz i'm Muslim? is it cuz i said this app is a tr*mp wannabe?