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hi

how are you sexc bestie?

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how are you sexc bestie?

i hope you are doing the awesomest kun type of fine.

i just had a thought at 1:00 am yes

i have many when i'm procatistinating

btw i had three exams today and all of them got postponed i shouldn't have stayed up until 3am yesterday studying i regretted

so anyways, i was saying that i was thinking of this thing, and to walk you through my process of my thought, it will be like an equation idk man

so me have friends and besties, right? me realized friends and besties are gorgeous, beautiful, sexc and outstanding. if you're reading this, OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE INCLUDED AND MY BESTIE.

friends find me funny, but me thinks me not funny because people who are not friends and besties told me me not funny

so maybe, if the maths i did is right, me only funny to gorgeous, beautiful, sexc and outstanding people? which implies by logic that you're automatically gorgeous, beautiful, sexc and outstanding if you find me funny, and vice versa?

maybe if you don't find me funny, maybe you're just ugly man idk

if that's the case, i have some news for my siblings

and my old snakes

i mean friends

anyways, the thought was sexier in my mind

but i have to admit, in my whole life, only gorgeous, beautiful, sexc and outstanding intellectuals found me funny

anyways by—

SIKE

AFFIRMATIONS:

i am healthy i am wealthy i am rich i am that bitch i am go gonna get that bag and i am not gonna take your shit i am respected well protected i am a queen/king/royal i am a dream i do what i wanna do and i am who i wanna be cuz i am me

and my ass is thicc yuh

i'm proud of you. good job. you did amazing today. 🤍🤎💞

HAVE A GOOD DAY / GOOD NIGHT

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