𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐍. ˢᵖᵃᵐ // ᴾᵉʳˢᵒⁿᵃˡ

the classics

hello

it's been a while

im watching dr romantic it's so fucking good

but i suddenly feel the need to multitask

and i was like: "wait a second! i have a book where to rant"

but wait... what should i rant about? my snapchat bitches trying to convince me that i have daddy issues? of course not, because i love them too much i can't complain about them in public

and somehow i remembered that one doyoung book that's so 😫😫😫

the one that could have dethroned charles dickened idk who that is

so i decided that i will make a chapter naming THE classics on wattpad according to me

this is just my opinion obviously don't hate me y'all

now introducing: THE CLASSICS OF WATTPAD

first of all, i HATE romeo and juliette. like juliette's age 🤨🤨🤨 also huh what was that ending ???? mr shakespeare lacks originality 😴 like balcony meetings or whatever

but you know what book wrote balcony meetings great?

yes, the greatest books of all time

FIFTH FLOOR BY phoxphenex

that book made my cold little heart feel warm feelings and revived the dead butterflies, something no man was ever able to.

everyone say thank you to ms. ace of aces for saving the wattpad community with that one book

second, i will talk about travis scott fitzgerald sorry idk his name the only research i did for this was the real 🥶🥰😍🥵 classics

if you don't know, he wrote the great gatsby by stealing his wife work, made it about the struggles of a rich white man

my least favorite trope if you ask me

petition to replace the great gatsby in junior year for the americans by

NEW LOVE by QlANKUN

it would be the light in the darkness of the educational system

breathe if you agree with me

next is the catcher in the rye

on booktok it was a joke that if your date says it's their favorite book, it should be a red flag

personally, i don't think that's a joke

instead of that walking red flag

i suggest people to read

HONEY BOY by filmology

now i don't know if it's still up cuz i remember they deleted their books but that book changed the course of history i don't accept opinions

suffering because of the odessy is temporary but the boost of serotonin that the book

UNRIGHT BY SS_7201