HELLOO
photo-He just looks so goooooooood
Hope yous will enjoy this as I wasn't going to update today :)
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Enjoy :) (September 2016)
"Babe,get the camera out of his face,you're gonna make him cry,"Louis scowled at Liam who was standing up close to Where Fletcher was standing with a camcorder literally in his face.They were trying to film Fletchers first word,and also his first steps,so it was whatever one that came first they were going to be filming today.They were taking it way to seriously,Liam evening going to extreme measures and digging out his camcorder from their attic to film it.The camcorder held a lot of different special moments,but it was mostly Louis and Liam moments such as that one time they were lying on the sofa saying cute things to eachother and Niall caught them,catching the whole thing on tape much to their disappointment.
There was a hell of a lot of embarrassing footage on that camcorder,and on a separate camcorder that was currently in Karen's possession because if Liam and Louis had that camcorder she was sure that they'd delete every video on it.Any child would if they saw the millions of bubble bath photos and videos or them all messy while eating spaghetti In just a nappy in their highchairs or that one video where they are both naked and ran down the street,still naked,and covered in paint after sneaking into Geoffs shed.Yeah,Karen had embarrassing stuff on that camcorder,and it was treasure,especially now that she could use it as blackmail.
But let's face it,now that Liam and Louis were parents the were actually doing the same things with Fletcher,they had the bath photos (even the one were Liam styled Fletchers hair into a Mohawk because that looked cool) and they had the naked and messy photos.So they couldn't really complain about the camcorder Karen had,they were making their own one.
"But I want to hear the word loud and clear,"Louis pouted as he turned his attention (and the camcorder) to Louis just in time to catch him with his hands on his hips,really shaping that Sassy side of him that Liam loved."Or maybe we can catch the ass of yours on tape instead,"Liam growled playfully as he got up and moved closer to Louis,trying to make him turn around only to have Louis bat his hand away.
"Oi!No sexual stuff infront infront of Fletcher!"Louis told Liam off as he tried to move away from the camera only for Liam to follow him around the livingroom and for a full game of Chase Louis around the livingroom to start,much to Louis' displeasure."Liam,seriously stop it!"Louis groaned as he stopped,one out of annoyance be she he hated to be chased and two,running wasn't exactly his best friend.
"Right okay,I'm done,I got my footage,"Liam smirks reminding Louis of a certain tape that involves two naked bodies,bondage and a blowjob.Louis groans internally at the thought and shakes his head as if doing that would remove the thought out of his brain,it just makes it worse in all honestly.Without a further word Louis strutted away from Liam and back to the thirteen month old toddler who was too busy gnawing away at the ear of the while and black tiger that His uncle Matthew bought him for his Birthday.He had a tendency to bite or gnaw at different objects,either it be soft or hard,it's wasn't even associated with the fact he was teething again because his mouth wasn't read and he wasn't crying.
"Your daddy is silly,very silly,"Louis cooed as he ran his fingers through Fletchers dark brown hair.It was just so soft and thick that Louis couldn't help running his fingers through just to feel the softness of his child's hair,now he knew how it felt for Liam to run his hands through his hair.Fletcher gurgled from behind the soft tiger ear making Louis laugh and pull it out,wiping the drool away from Fletchers mouth with a tissue that he took out of his pocket."You don't eat that silly,now you're the silly one,"Louis smiled softly as he poked Fletchers nose only earning a blank and confused stare in return.
"Aw,look at my two babies,"Liam smiled as he watched Louis interact with Fletcher.It was an adorable sight that would be worth millions,and Liam was so happy that he had the chance to witness it up front."Being all cute and stuff,it's actually going to make me puke,"Liam joked,faking gagging sounds aswell earning a stern and playful look from Louis and then a cute laugh.
"You suck"Louis rolled his eyes as he covered the camera lens with his hand.
"My cock,"Liam smirked only earning Louis to flip him the bird.
"Cock"
Silence
Liam and Louis shared a fearful look,Louis looking at Liam as if he just killed a kitten,before the two parents both looked at Fletcher who was just unknowingly staring at his daddies,not knowing what he just said."Okay,let's not jump to conclusions,maybe he just said random syllables together that might've sounded like that word,"Liam tried to get out of this situation.
"Seriously?Liam he said that word!I heard it!I swear to god I'm going to kill you!"Louis growled as he went to pounce at Liam but was too slow as Liam had shuffled to the side making Louis hit head off the coffee table which earned a wince and a whimper.
"Look,don't just blame it on me,you say that word alot,"Liam stated turning the camcorder off,he should continue to keep it running just Incase Louis attempts to kill him.
"In the bedroom!It doesn't count!I've never swore in front of Fletcher,"Louis winced as he rubs his sore nose,switching his gaze between Liam and Fletcher who is back to playing with the white tiger.He was starting an obsession with that tiger,first it was the dummy,then the zebra and now it was the bleeding tiger.
"It could be worse,he could know the whole swear dictionary,but he doesn't,he knows the one word that's part of the male human body,his body.So it doesn't exactly count as a Swear,"Liam pulled a sort of 'I'm innocent don't kill me' look that would even make a serial killer drop his weapon and turn himself into the FBI.
"Right,okay,"Louis sighed as he crawled towards Liam and wrapped his arms around him,burring his face into the olders chest and sighed deeply.His baby boy just said his first proper word and it just so happened to be cock.Brilliant."I love you,"
"I love you too,love you both,"Liam smiled pressing a kiss to The crown of Louis' head and breathing in his sweet shampoo scent.
"Cock"
hiiiiiiii
So....Fletchers first word is cock and I can't stop laughing
I needed to do something like that,sorry
So how was it?
Hope you enjoyed this chapter :)
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