💌Dave X Karkat Oneshots!💌

zebra shop

"Bro im so fucken hungry now.." dave muttered into his boyfriends neck as he was sat on a bench at the park with him in his lap, they had visited a coffe shop that morning and where now sitting on the bench  for a rest,

"Okay? So we'll get food then." Karkat, his boyfriend,  shrugged glancing down at the pavement.

Dave hummed "aight..yeah im starving lets bounce-" dave said softly and stood up, karkat still in his arms.

"Hey dont forget your coffee. Though I have no idea how you even manage to fucking drink that shit." Karkat said quickly.

The blonde nodded "shit yeah-" he grabbed it "think you can hold it for me while i carry you?" He asked softly with a smirk.

Karkat shrugged. "As long as you don't fucking drop me, sure." He mumbled, grabbing the coffee cup and holding it with both of his hands. It would be uncomfortable if he held it with one
"Thanks bro-" dave had nodded and began to walk back to his house,
humming a tune in his head
As He sighed, looking around and taking in their surroundings. It was still early as fuck, maybe about 7 am, so things were only just starting to open and/or wake up

It was quiet between the two before Dave decided to pipe up.

"Dude imagine how fucking hard itd be to work in a shop selling zebra toys..you would never find the fucking barcode-" he said suddenly

Karkat raised an eyebrow and let out a loud laugh. "Dave- what the fuck have you been taking?" He rolled his eyes with a small grin, gripping the cup a bit tighter in fear he might drop it

He shrugged "im serious though- itd be SO fucking tricky. Some guy  called kevin walks in and is like 'hey man. I need a zebra for my kid' or some shit and youd be like "oh sure- but maaaan i cant find the barcode. Guess this shits free?"
Dave rambled on, karkat listened and then laughed.

"Oh my god. But if they knew they wouldn't be able to find it, wouldn't they put it on the same spot on all the toys? Or just put it on a tag and tie that to the toy?"
Dave gasped and blinked behind his blackout shades.
"shit bro..your a genius.." he whispered but then snickered
"ok i promise im not high- i literally fucking swear."

Karkat took a tiny sip of daves coffee and gagged- "Im not sure I fucking believe that, considering what the fuck you were just talking about." He laughed

"Nah dude i swear. Havent smoked no devils lettuce in like..3 weeks"  he smirked and pat his head

"Dave I swear to god if you've been smoking in my house your going back to yours " he groaned rolling his eyes. Just to be dramatic he smelled the sweatshirt he was wearing. It was the blondes after all. "Yup. Smells like you've been smoking."

Dave blinked and huffed "no dude. I had a cigarette like. A week ago, but that was outside. Im not going to fuck your shit up like that with nicotine.."
he mumbled and kept walking
"Ok, ok. I'll take your word for it. But in all seriousness, its bad for you. I dont want you to fucking keel over and die on me."

"I wont babe dont worry" dave carried him, he arrived at karkats house and stepped into it.