💌Dave X Karkat Oneshots!💌

road trip

NGFJKDNJKBGJB KBFGJDB I WROTE THIS IN 2018. IM JUST POSTING IT TO GET IT OUT OF MY STORY DRAFTS--------------

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---Be the Cool kid thats bored---

I was Sitting at my desk Throwing a Ball up and the catching it. I sighed- im about to go to karkats house when dirk burst through the door. "YO LIL BROO PACK YOUR STUFF WERE GOING ON A ROADTRIP!!!!" He yelled. "Wh-i---I dont wanna Go though!!!"
I whined back. "Shut up an get your Bag- Karkat kankri and gamzee will be there" my face lightened. "Right fine. Ok"
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---Be the troll about to eat breakfast---

I had finally woken up before kankri- And i thought to celebrate- id have some Toast for breakfast. Or so i thought. Kankri burst through the front door With a bag in his hand. "Go pack youre things dear dancester! Were going on a - roadtrip!" He said smiling. Urgh! "I was about to eat! And i thought You where still sleeping!!" I was So annoyed. "WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO ON SOMW STUPID ROADTR----"
"Dave will be there. So will gamzee" Kankri said inturrupting Karkats rant. "F..fine ill go" he stammered out rushing to his room.

()()()()Be the Narrarator()()()()
Kankri started walking to the striders house wich was a block away. Karkat skipped close behind- he had his phone plugged in listening to music.

Dave dirk and gamzee where outside of Dave house putting there bags in. Karkat and kankri came round the corner. Kankri waved to them as karkat still had his earphones in at full blast. All kakrat was doing was Staring At kankri feet and skipping. But kankri walked into the side to hug dirk. Karkat contiued skipping and fell right into gamzee Knocking his faygo out his hand. Karkat Held onto gamzee taking his earphones out. "Sorry gamz- i wasnt paying attention." Karkat giggled Tucking his hair behind his ear. Gamzee blushed picking his faygo up- :"iTs gOod bRo" he said Turning to put the faygo in the car. Dave sent Gamzee a death glare. Gamzee shiverred. As karkat went to Talk to kankri and dirk Dave went up to gamzee. "Im sitting next to him" he growled. "No--i am" Gamzee yelled back. Gamze and dave got into an argument when all of a sudden kankri told them to get in the Minivan. Gamzee and dave looked at eachother and scrambeled to get in first. Karkat took his earphones out and got in to the lefr seat.comfortalbly stteatching his legs out. For the first time ever he Didnt have to sit in the middle.
Or so he thought.

Gamzee and dave shoved eachother into the van, shoving karkat into the middle. "Why?!?! I always have to sit here you ignorant shitspongez!!" He yelled out scrunching his face up.

tears began rolling down his cheeks. Kankri opened the door on gamzee's side.

"Karkat? what is wrong?" He asked worriedly.

"T-THEYRE MAKING ME SIT IN THE M-MIDDLE!" He whimpered wiping his eyes again.

Kankri sighed, "can one of you switch with karakt? he always has to sit in the middle, I think it would mean a great deal to him if youd swap with him" kankri said leaning against the car door.

Gamzee and dave shared 'that look' again before yelling out. "ILL DO IT!"

Karkat jumped at the noise and he climbed over dave and out of the van. "I wouldn't mind losing the leg room karkat, Ill switch," Dave said calmly scooching to the middle and letting karkat in.

Karkat grinned at dave and sat in closing the door and buckeling up. "Thank you soo much!!" Karkat said looking out the window. dave smirked at gamzee and gamzee rolled his eyes.

--Be the kattkitt---

I sat back in my chair with a hand on striders thigh,as it was comfortable.I also had my head on his shoulder,

swear I heard gamzee Growl or some shit..

Anyway, as kankri drove we came up for a speed bump, as we hit it, my hand slipped off his thigh and  onto his dick, Dave let out a soft gasp and he bit his lip as he jolted me off of him, shit, I fucked up,

"Ah..fuck...Sorry dave,," I murmur my face going red, gamzee sniggered,

dirk reached back and stared at us three,

"The fuck is happening back here? kankri's trying to drive, keep it down" he turned back round swiftly,

i covered my face. "I d-didn't hurt you..d-did I?" I asked cautiously, rudely staring at 'it'

"Just a bit..but its alright karkles, ill get an ice pack if I need one later" he smiled softly at me, it made me feel all warm in side,

---Be the rotten jealous clown boy--

That mother fucking human is going to ttake my mother fucking Karbro away,

I need to do something to fucking stop this,

I lean forward, "Hey karbroo, do you want a bottle of motherfucking faygo? it aint poisoned or some shit" nervously I laughed, You dumbass, you sounded fucking dodgey,

"Allright," he smiled, damn that fucking smile warms my mother fucking insides,

I handed him the faygo and watched him drink it, damn,

"Thanks gamzee" He said, he had mother fucking faygo all over his mouth and around it, if only I could lick it of---

"Oh KitKat, you got something there.." Dickhead Dave began wiping karkats soft tender face with his mother fucking sweater sleeve, like what the fuck?

---Be the grateful KitKat---

I giggled, "Thanks dave" I rest my head against him handing gamzee the faygo back.

--be the narrarator bfkesjdnfijwds---

Dave got out a notepad and began scribbling some words down.

karkat peeped over daves shoulder and looked at the paper.

"Whats dat?" he asked boredly.

"Its my list of nicknames for you," dave smirked flipping through the 4 pages of what he had.

karkat growled.

"Stop calling me that shit, my name is fucking KARKAT"

Dave smirked and scanned his lists,

"Ok..cutie pie" He Said grinning, karkat blushed.

"I kinda like that one..i mean.."

dave grinned. "Knew you would, suits you A lot," Dave put an arm around karkat and karkat leaned into daves touch.

Gamzee began awkwardly fidgeting about as dirk turned around,

"Alright dudes, were here, sort of, its a small temporary shed house, were gonna drive to our proper destantion tomorrow, its late so we should stop driving,"

Kankri pulled in next to the shed house and eerybody got out.

dave and gamzee stood fined but karkat wobbled and fell into the ground, "agh pins and needles.." he murmured getting up with daves help and clinging onto him

they got inside and began to unpack and stuff, dirk and kankri where sharing a bed, and dave karkat and gamzee slept in the middle room.

Everybody where asleep except for the threee boys.

"DAVE. DAVE!" karkat whispered excitedly. Dave looked at karkat and hummed "mhh? Whats up man." he mumbled and ran a hand through his own hair. "hi." he mumbled and smirked. dave rolled his eyes "you shit face-" he laughed.