💌Dave X Karkat Oneshots!💌

a fucking hair cut

ffs i re wrote this then it deleted itself im so uspet omg. so have this i guess.//

karkat was knelt on the floor, dave sitting behind him on the couch brushing his soft curly hair.

"be fucking gentle! ugrhg!" the troll had just went for a bath and his hair was extremely tuggy so he asked his matesprite to brush it.

"duuude, this is way too fucking long. you gotta get a haircut..we should go ask kanaya" dave stated as he tried to carefully brush through the tugs in his hair.

"ngh no!!! no im not getting my fucking hair cut!" karakt yelled , putting his hands over his ears.

dave laughed "nah dude. cmon. please, atleast get your fringe cut, itll make it easy to see more." he smiled and karkat sighed , "you better keep your ass there with me then..im not getting it cut alone.." the troll pouted

dave smiled "ok dude. ill come in there with you." dave said gently and put the hair brush down, attempting to pull the stiff troll up onto his lap to cuddle him.

karkat smiled and shifted about to cuddled into his lover. "dude. i think we should go get that haircut now..your startin to  go blind" karkat rolled hsi eyes and he sat up "fine..fine..take me to go get my fucking hair cut then.." he whispered and held daves arm.

the human noded and hummed "aight les go find her then" he said happily and got up and pulled karkat with him.

as they left the room they went to find kanaya, funly enough she was just finishing giving rose a haircut.

"see karkles? kanaya can cut hair." dave said and karkat glared at the floor.

"Hello Karkat, David, What Brings You Two Here?" kanaya asked kindly and karkat hummed.

"daves making me get my fucking hair cut because its getting too long apparently" karkat said and let out a huff.

kanaya grinned and dusted hair off her chair and pat it tot let karkat sit down. "Do Not WOrry karkat. It Will Just Be A Short Trim" kanaya grabbed her comb and scissors and smiled at karkat.

"fine..but daves staying." he growled and hesitantly sat down

"yeah yeah babe i got it" dave leaned against the wall and kanaya began cutting karkats hair

an hour later and kanaya had finished karkat shaircut.

"awww babe its so fluffy and cute" dave smirked and chuckled. "shut up david!" karkat taunted and smirked. dave just roled his eyes and kanaya took the sheet apron thing away from karkat and dusted some hair off his shoulders.

karkat tensed his shoulders up and itched his neck and dave sniggered "dude you gotta go shower. thats gonna itch like a bitch" dave grinned at his word play and karakt sighed and grabbed  daves wrist "your running me a bath" he grumbled and dave gulped and nodded "kay man uh- you want bubbles?"

they smiled and spoke as they walked back to their room.