Woah my brother's lazy

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Moon

Alright so we finished high school.

What now.

Dragon Academy that's what,

We'll be able to train as REAL DRAGONS.

REAL, CIVILIZED, DRAGONS.

No

frigging

way.

I packed my bags as FAST as I could.

Morrowseer, the head of Pyrrhia High, had already left.

My mother was downstairs cooking pancakes.

Thanks mom.

I am now nineteen going on into 20.

I've been planning on moving out but my mom gets so teary I couldn't have the heart to leave yet.

On the bright side though, that means that my brother Deathbringer can't move out yet either.

At least we'll still have dormitories in college.

I fingered my medallion nervously.

Deathbringer was still snoring away in his room.

"Moon, wake your brother up will you?" my mother, Secretkeeper, yelled.

I stomped into Deathy's room and flapped his blanket up and down.

"WAKE UP LAZY BONES," I yelled in his ear. "IT'S TIME FOR COLLEGE!"

Deathbringer woke up shouting, "GLORY," then looked around.

Glorybringer 4eva.

I left him to let him get dressed and went downstairs to eat nummy pancakes.

My mother poured me a glass of orange juice and I drank it gratefully.

Thirty, long, minutes passed.

My iPhone eleven dinged a million times before I finally opened it.

121 unread messages from 'Awesome Friends Chat'

Read my phone.

I sighed.

I read the messages.

Kinkajou: Moon?

Kinkajou: Moon?

Kinkajou: Moon?

Kinkajou: Moon?

Kinkajou: Moon?

Kinkajou: Moon?

Kinkajou: Moon?

Kinkajou: Moon?

Kinkajou: M

Kinkajou: oo

Kinkajou: n

Kinkajou: ?

Kinkajou: Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon?

Winter: Stop spamming my phone. I swear to god my phone's gonna explode and that's not gonna be good because I'm in the bathroom.

Glory: Ew TMI

Qibli: xD

Tsunami: Can't a sophisticated person eat waffles without hearing those infernal dinging noises? 

Turtle: Well I sure can't. My message tone isn't the classical ding.

Tsunami: Well I know THAT because you're sitting right next to me and drizzling syrup on my arm. Quit it.

Riptide: Turtle are you pouring syrup on my girlfriend's armm??

Turtle: Nope,

Tsunami: My phone sounds like a bomb that's gonna go off an my mom no like it. Putting my phone on silent mode baiii.

Glory: And there she goes.

Sunny: Hi guys

Starflight: I'm trying to read. 

Clay: I'm trying to eat my donut.

Glory: Gimme a donut

Clay: 🍩

Glory: Very nummy.

Qibli: How's your family Winter?

Winter: Still sick.

Qibli: O

Qibli: hh

Qibli: hhhhhhh

Winter: Watch me cram my phone into Qibli's mouth.

Riptide: Getting violent aren't we.

Well this conversation sure went on for a while.

Deathbringerr chose this moment to explode from the bathroom saying, "MY PHONE HAS DIED,"

"I told you not to get a phone," Secretkeeper said. "Eat your food otherwise you're gonna miss the bus."

"Who needs a bus if you have a car?" Deathbringer asked.

Yeah, I have a car.

Deathy doesn't.

He failed the driving test.

xD

I put in the obsidian chip that held my powers into my medallion.

I heard the minds of my brother and mother, but I didn't dwell on that.

I looked into the future.


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