WoF as Humans: Dragon Academy !!PART TWO!!

how turtlejou happens

PS I DID NOT KNOW I WAS GONE FOR THIS LONG I SORRY

Turtle

So I did say that me and Kinkajou are a couple but I didn't exactly say how- Tsunami if you're  reading this diary entry then get your nosy nose out of here.

So this is how it happened.

*during summer vacation before Dragon Academy*

I was texting in our little group chat.

The only two others with me on the chat was Kinkajou and Glory, so you could say I was the only boy present.

Me: r u all excited 4 school

Kinkajou: heck yeah!

Glory: Ugh, no. Hw, annoying kids,

Me: look who's talking

So apparently that was the end of our conversation, so I went outside for a walk.

It was a very sunny day, I should have known I would bump into Kinkajou, who was walking her pet dog Silver.

"Turtle!" She yelled. "HI,"

I waved to her and Silver came bounding over at the speed of Dog.

She knocked me over and started licking me all over. "SILVER," Kinkajou yelled. "HEEL,"

Silver did not heel.

"Oh you little-" Kinkajou muttered, running over and was about to haul Silver off when the dog jumped up, knocked Kinkajou over on top of me. "SILVER," Kinkajou yelled as she went over.

A mess of gold and pink hair later, I found Kinkajou laying on top of me in the middle of the sidewalk.

In front of my house.

Kinkajou lay still for a moment. "Well," she said. "Imma get up now-" she was about to roll off of me when Silver sat on top of her, pinning her down.

"OH MY MOOOOONS," Kinkajou said, in my ear, I might add. "Silver, you are getting no treats when we go back home,"

I lay still on the ground. An ant marched by carrying part of my cookie.

No not the cookie!!

D:

So I was trying to use my willpower to drag the cookie back to me and Kinkajou was still trying to get Silver off and this was all happening in the middle of the road with Kinkajou on top of me and ten of my brother laughing at me from the windows. 

The sun was beating relentlessly against us and Ki lanky was getting very hot against me.

Did anyone mention that I hate warmness??

D:

Finally, I heard a voice- "need a little help little bro?"

I did my best to glance up and saw Tsunami standing there, blue hair tossed to one side, pearls shining directly into my eyes, and looking very amused. Of course she chose this moment to come back from Riptide's house.

"Yesss," Kinkajou declared.

"Up you go," Tsunami said, lifting Silver off.

Kinkajou rolled off me and sat up. Her golden hair was tussled to one side and she looked very grumpy. Then she looked down at me. Her pink and gold eyes twinkled at me and then she laughed.

"Now this scene is worth telling to the others," Tsunami declared. "I'm going now, bye." She turned and flipped her hair. "By the way, Turtle has a-"

"You can shut up now," I said.

"a CRUSH??????" Kinkajou yelled way too loud. "No WAY. WHOO?"

I could hear the impact of the facepalms my brothers made.

🤦‍♂️

Kinkajou clearly heard it too. "Oh." She said. Her face went totally red.

"Wait that-" I started then Kinkajou said really quickly- 

"Ireallylikelikelikeyoutoo," then she tackled Silver and ran away.

When the invitation for dinner came from Glory and Kinkajou for me and Tsunami, I bet everyone at school could here the force of the "awwws" from my brothers.

Now for the sake of the diary (and my fingers,) I'm not going into too much detail but ill sum it up.

Glory and Tsunami ended up not coming so it was just me and Kinkajou, but glory was paying the bill.

Maybe me and Kinkajou had one too many drinks idk.

But there you go, that's how me and Kinkajou became a couple.

Aight imma go now.

Dear little brother-

Dude you and Kinkajou came home totally wasted. What did you do?? It's kinda sus ngl.

Thanks for portraying me cool in here:D I was like oof that had got to uncomfortable. Well now Blobfish and Cerulean won't just tease me. Now it's time for Anemone... >:)

-Tsunami

Tsunami:

how many times did I tell you to NOT read my diary??

-a very annoyed turtle

Turtle:

Hehe :D

-a very happy Tsunami