Royals

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Voldemort: I will always be royal,
Death Eaters: Roooyyyaaaal...
Voldemort: 'Cuz I'm Lorde Voldemort girl *Zsnaps*
Harry: Oooh Kill 'em
Voldemort: I already killed your parents what are you talking about?

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