Sick

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Guys these allergies tho. Their driving me insane I swear... Sneezing, coughing, runny nose hole- stuffed up nose hole, itchy eyes, dry throat, sore face, tired, migraines, headaches; UGGGHHH!
ANYWHOO, LOVE YOU MCNUGGETS THANKS FOR 15.5K:
Voldemort: Achoo!
Harry: Bless you, Voldy.
Voldy: I say Harry, sore throat, cracked lips, runny no-... I hate colds... That's my point.

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