Hermione: Go shave your legs, Harry.
Harry: No, I'm a guy.
Ron: Yeah, go shave your legs Harry!Hermione: Do it or else... -_-
Harry: Or what? You'll sick Crookshanks on me?
Hermione: *Goes over and breaks Harry's glasses*
Harry: 0_0Ron: *Laughing*
Harry: This is why I can't have nice things...
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Funny Harry Potter Jokes
Fanfiction"After all this time?" "Always." I'm just a hopeless fangirl who loves Harry Potter and makes rikidulus jokes. Ha gotcha there, didn't I?