Me: Welcome back Mcnuggets! Time for a interview with the one and ONLY! Draco Malfoy!
You Guys/Girls: *Cheer in excitement for Draco*
Me: Okay... Draco *cough* cutie *cough*, are you a Pureblood?
Draco: Yes, yes I am.
Me: And Draco? How can you tell if someone is a Pureblood?
Draco: *scoffs* Isn't it obvious?!?
Us: What..? (0_0)
Me: *Whispers* Is there something on my face?!?!
Draco: No.
Draco: They'll tell you!
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Funny Harry Potter Jokes
Fanfiction"After all this time?" "Always." I'm just a hopeless fangirl who loves Harry Potter and makes rikidulus jokes. Ha gotcha there, didn't I?
