Funny Harry Potter Jokes

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HHHEEEYYYYY!!!! CALLING ALL POTTERHEADS!!!!

okAY OKay, so I have some questions and some things and stuff:

 Q:  WHAT IS BELLATRIX'S FAVORITE TREAT???

A:   BELLA- TWIX

let me just *inhale* boi
how 'bout that Cursed Child book huh?
FANTASTIC BEASTS?!?! YES

*has been internally dead inside* *hears they're coming out with new hp stuff* *is reborn*

#fleshoftheservant #willinglysacrificed

#thedarklordis #REBORN

*Alan Rickman dies* *dies again*

So I've been really down in the dumps and I remembered that I had like, 4 books that I'm in the middle of writing, editing, updating, etc. If you guys will please go check my page for Alice and read it, and DM- tell me what you think? And then read Alice: Oblivion. I'm about halfway done with that book; for the past few months I've had extreme writers block.

Furthermore, I'm coming out with a book called Into The Dark, and it's a horror/supernatural thriller. The book itself is based off of a short time period in my life. It was a few years ago, but it has haunted me since. If you like stories about demons/hauntings etc, keep checking my page for it. I'm waiting until I've finished it, so no parts are out. I may release a teaser?? I'll definitely notify you McNuggets when it is 100% complete.

The book is about how my aunt moved in with us a few years ago, and a demon followed them into our house. The demon itself basically "attatched" itself to my aunts son, Ryan. Ryan was about five at the time. The demon soon started messing with everyone in the household, and like usual, my mother wasn't around much- so she didn't believe crap. I was physically harmed by the demon, and my cousin (Ryan) would start foaming at the mouth when he was sleeping. We did believe he had been subject to demonic possession. For about two to three years, he had terrible looking scabs all over his body. Ryan also grew extremely skinny. He wouldn't eat. He would react sometimes to the words of the bible, or "Jesus Christ" or "God". 

I saw the demon in the house multiple times, in my room. It was tall, and skinny, with red glowing eyes. It had horns all over its body. The head looked like a alien head? (That's the best way I can describe it.) It was super tall- I mean it would hunch over to not hit the ceiling. As an eleven year old, that thing towering over your bed in the middle of the night would scare you to death! I was the oldest in the house. My three brothers, and two cousins were all younger than me. So think about how this must've frightened them.

My aunt also had a newborn named Isaac. After my aunt moved out, Isaac was a little less than a year old, and he passed away in his sleep. The caused of death is still unknown, but I still had strong superstitions that the paranormal activity might've caused it. My aunt and uncle were both victims of demonic hauntings, especially when they were younger. Soon after they moved out, my aunt and uncle got a divorce.

The demonic activity has ceased since then... I haven't really spoken to my aunt about it since then. It stopped as soon as they moved out. However, sometimes I still feel like something menacing is watching me. It could be anytime, anywhere... But it always brings me back to those long, sleepless nights that I can't ever seem to forget about.

I know some people might be skeptical about this, but if something happened like this to you, then you'd believe that something is out in the world. Maybe it's religiously related or not... But back then, I was extremely religious. Up until I was in fifth grade, I didn't believe in demons. I didn't think anything could be that evil. Right now, I don't know what to believe. I feel that, if I could just get this down- outside of my mind, then it wouldn't bother me as much.

For those of you that read all of this (probs not many), THANKS. It means a bunch to me. DM if you have any questions! I always answer...

Always.