Voldemort: Who likes my new suit?
Harry: It seriously brings out the black in your soul.
Sirius: But I am not in his soul.
Ron: Not Horcruxes again. *Moans*
Hermione: I can't believe I'm married to him in the future.
Ron: *Offended*
Hermione: *reads as if nothing happened*
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Funny Harry Potter Jokes
ספרות חובבים"After all this time?" "Always." I'm just a hopeless fangirl who loves Harry Potter and makes rikidulus jokes. Ha gotcha there, didn't I?