Seriously Black?

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Voldemort: Who likes my new suit?

Harry: It seriously brings out the black in your soul.

Sirius: But I am not in his soul.

Ron: Not Horcruxes again. *Moans*

Hermione: I can't believe I'm married to him in the future.

Ron: *Offended*

Hermione: *reads as if nothing happened*

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