Okay its after midnight and I'm not doped up I solemnly swear.
There once was four ringmasters
Tied to a circus
But it wasn't really a circus
Because that'd be ridikulus.
It was actually a castle
Enormous in size
Infused with some magic
Thanks to two girls and two guys
Godric, Rowena, Helga, and Salazar
Created the castle of Hogwarts
(complete with a salad bar)
A home for them all
Witches and wizards
All of the sorts
Were sorted to houses
And served with their work!
With festivities and parties
All year round
The music was loud enough
To wake the three-headed hound
With staircases that move
And pictures that talk
A peevishly persistent poltergeist plays
Be CaReFuL YoUlL gEt CaUgHt
A sport with broomsticks
And flying balls, too
The smallest, the Snitch
Who hides from the Seekers view!
Willows that womp
And plants that scream
"THERE'S A TROLL IN THE DUNGEON"
Where Hermione is crying
Red hair and freckles
With used books and torn robes
"You must be a Weasley"
Draco Malfoy croaks
The smartest you'll meet
With her priorities straight
The filthy mudblood
Who punched Draco's face
A boy with a scar
The one who lived
He crashed a flying car
And rOaStEd Ubridge
T H E E N D
Well that was a rollercoaster from start to finish. First rough draft, no editing lmaoooooo it took me 20 because I'm also watching Netflix. I'll try to update this book here and there. Maybe add a lil sumthin sumthin every once in a while.
I'm also in Marching band, so that takes up a LOT of my time. We're very competitive. I go to Owasso High-school in Owasso, OK. I don't play an instrument, I spin flag and rifle. This is my third and a half year doing this and I love it.
School for me starts the 17th (this Thursday). RIP. I'll be a Junior and I'm ready to die!
Well, anyway, I love you guys and I hope you've had a wonderful summer holiday! QOTD #1 When do you McNuggets go back to school/what grade will you be in?
QOTD #2: What, if any, extracurricular activities, do you do? Any hobbies? AnYwAyS; My dms are always open, along with my social media. So slide on in babay ;))))
You guys will forever be in my heart,
Always.
YOU ARE READING
Funny Harry Potter Jokes
Fanfiction"After all this time?" "Always." I'm just a hopeless fangirl who loves Harry Potter and makes rikidulus jokes. Ha gotcha there, didn't I?
