Lavender: *waiting in line at Starbucks*
Harry: Have you been practicing your patronus charm, Lavender?
Lavender: Oh yes, *snobby look* I learned that a long time ago.
Harry: Can I hear it then?
Lavender: *Ahem* Espresso Patronum!
*coffee appears*
Harry: °~°
Lavender: ^~^ tada
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Funny Harry Potter Jokes
Fanfic"After all this time?" "Always." I'm just a hopeless fangirl who loves Harry Potter and makes rikidulus jokes. Ha gotcha there, didn't I?
