Hagrid: "YOU'RE A UNIT OF POWER HARRY."
Harry //Cooter//: "I'M A WATT?"
YO MAMA SO THICC HER WAND IS A SLIM JIM.
Hey McNuggets wAsSssSUuUuPpppP?!
So a few things: I'm finally getting mental help after years of being invalidated by mi familia; I'm a senior now; I have a boyfriend who is as weird as me and that's a thing that has been happening for 10 months now. Life is gucci. This book has recently been ranked #12 in Goodbye --and if that's not depressing then I don't know what is... Many thanks are yeeted (yote? yat?) out because "Funny Harry Potter Jokes" definitely would not have gotten this far without my lil nugs voting on this. Secondly, how would y'all feel if I began a Supernatural Funny Jokes book. Something like this, except with Squirrel and Moose and less depression. Just thoughts. Let me know down in the comments if you'd read it!
EVERY OTHER SPELL > HARRY > EXPELLIARMUS
If you were a Harry Potter spell, which one would you be?:
Aries- Crucio
Taurus- Expecto Patronum
Gemini- Obliviate
Cancer- Imperio
Virgo- Wingardium LeviOsa
Libra- Sunshine Daisy Bottom Mellow Turn This Stupid Fat Rat Yellow/*
Scorpio- Sectumsempra
Sagittarius- Avada Kedavra
Capricorn- Stupefy
Aquarius- Eye of Rabbit Heart Strung Hum Turn This Water Into Rum
Pisces- Repairo
Leo- Alohamora
YOU ARE READING
Funny Harry Potter Jokes
Fanfic"After all this time?" "Always." I'm just a hopeless fangirl who loves Harry Potter and makes rikidulus jokes. Ha gotcha there, didn't I?
