𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 - 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐱 𝐨𝐜

𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫!

sometimes i wonder how utterly
boring your life has to be to
constantly text an unknown number
just because you're invested in her life.

my life FAR from boring but
thanks for assuming

what makes it so exciting? what's your
purpose? what motivates you to get out of bed?

uhhhhhh
my friends? family.

elaborate. why? what do they do?

i play video games with them

.........you're a gamer

yup 😎

and you let me talk about fingers

well, (a) you weren't wrong, and (b),
you could use some humiliation

jokes on you i have a degradation kink

side note, do you think it's possible to have
both a praise AND degradation kink?? cuz like,,,

don't finish that sentence

it's an honest question :/

but ur right we were talking about your
VERY exciting life. continue, sir

.......

why do i get the feeling youre
using me for an assignment

a g a i n

absolutely not

but like, on an unrelated note, do you
have a name one could use to like source
you by or...do you prefer anomonimity

imagine not being able to spell

imagine not being able to help a
poor college girl suffering her way
through the first semester

omg so i AM getting interviewed

yes mr brad, you are, i'm so delighted
to be in your presence mr brad do your
shoes need shining do you need someone
to hold your coat mr brad

well i mean... if you insist

just answer the question asshole

but you just called me an asshole :(

i have a fine line in calling
someone asshole angrily vs affectionately

affectionately ?????

you know what i mean
asshole

when she calls you asshole 😍

i'm interviewing someone else

wait really? (delivered)
aw come on, don't be like that (delivered)
fine :( you're missing out

ok how is rowan more willing to do
this interview than you

ur a stranger. i legit don't know who
you are and therefore can't associate
ur answers with someone real. and yet
rowan is giving me personal answers.

come on number boy, you're SLACKING

damn, i didn't realize it was a competition

it's not. you already won, i hate rowan

he's a jackass

ooooo??? could this be,,,,, "affection"????

shut UP
absolutely not
pretty sure he likes a different chick who
works with us anyways
anyways
gotta go write this stupid fckn essay
see ya

:)
btw

*12 images attached*

the second and third are from Britain, the third is 16 in case you needed variety. first is from my friend in Texas

drop your addy so i can fucking kiss you

i love you
MWAH MWAH

could i maybe get names? fake r fine

Tommy's the third

and the 2nd?

um
greg

basic white names, love it. thank
you brad, mwah

brad ???

bc im assuming you have a basic
white name too <3

i bet you do too

oh yeah, but at least it isn't GREG

i have a white name n white taste buds
yet 50% of my blood is mexican

you know how humiliating it was to
see family in mexico and not be able
to handle a simple spicy enchilada???
embarrassing.

i have a friend who lives in mexico!

you have friends everywhere huh

Mr Worldwide 😎

blocked

wait shit wait rowan's calling me what
do i do

at 3am?

happens every night lmao but what
do i DO

don't ditch me for him that's what

too late

night brad, love you mucho
mwah

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my day was great thanks for asking