Author's Note: WHAT IS UUUUUUP! your mom. Annnnywaaays aside from that awkward opening how has everyones days been? Mine's been filled with emotional crying, (ask ashleigh), skipping, and sleeping. WARNING: this chapter has nakedness in it, cussing (like usual), possible murder (oh yeah), so if you don't like any of those things thrown in with humor skip dis chapter! LOVE YA ALL! And do me a favor and read An_Akward_Potato's stories to get your fill of #ROUIS actions. Seriously it's the best thing since I was made. ;) sarcasm. BU-BYE! #TEAMROUIS :')
Chapter 31
I Hate You Kayla.
***Jessica’s POV***
“Pass me the Oreos.” I sniffed to Brittney as we began watching Love Actually which made Brittney begin sobbing louder.
“Here ya go! Ya know I love you right? I love you man!” She cried making me cry harder, hugging each other tight. “We’re going to make it through this ya know! We are strong independent women who don’t need no MAN!”
In any normal circumstance I would have laughed at that statement, but laughing reminded me of Niall… NIALL! “BUT I NEED MY NI!”
“AND I NEED MY HAZZA BEAR! AHHHH!” She screamed making us both sob harder.
You know in the movies when a girl and her best friend are having mental break down and they silently cry while trying to soothe the other. Yeah that wasn’t how it was working in the household. There was snot, tissues, empty ice cream and Oreo container everywhere. DVD cases lined the floor of my bedroom along with dirty cloths and empty tissue boxes. To say we were a mess was an understatement. Our sobs could probably be heard from Manchester they were so loud. I silently felt bad for our neighbors.
“Holy shit you guys look like you were beat to death with an ugly stick.” A voice said from behind us.
Brittney and I pulled away from each other to see and confused amused Kayla standing in our doorway with a pizza and a few bottles of wine.
“How are you calm right now? Did Li even tell you?” Brittney squeaked out, her voice cracking on the last word.
Sighing Kayla set all the food and wine down on a dresser, pushing tissues and trash of gently. “Yeah he did. I’m used to him leaving like that. I was there when he went off on the Xfactor so I know how much it sucks. We’ve all been there; I’m sure El and Perrie cried after the boys first went on tour.”
“Not to be rude Kay, but we’re a mess and not best company, why are you here?”
“Well ladies, it’s good you asked,” Pulling out a few glasses and the bottle of wine she popped the lid off of it. “We’re going to get you two properly trashed so much so you won’t remember your names. Perrie and El will be here soon so clean yourself up.”
Brittney and I looked at each other before shrugging. Hell, I’d rather be shit faced then crying my eyes out probably gaining a thousand pounds. Hangover here I come!
-Three Hours Later-
“Weeeeeeeeee! I feel so free! Here I come world!” A very naked Brittney screamed as she ran out the front door of our flat. Me being perfectly smashed on giggled as the loud, angry voices of our neighbors were heard in the hallway until Brittney ran back inside. “I made an oopsy!”
“AHHHHHHH!” She screamed as she tackled Perrie into a hug. “I WUV YOU PERRIE EDWARDS!”
“I LOVE YOU TOO YOU NAKED LITTLE BLACK GUUURL YOU!”
“I LOVE YOU ALL, EXPECIALLY YOU JESSICA! GIVE ME A HUG AND JOIN THE DARK SIDE!”
“NOOOOO! YOU’RE NAKED!” I screamed as I ran away from Brittney, jumping into the bathroom before closing it shut behind me. Giggling I looked in the mirror in front of me, laughing at the haystack that I called my hair.
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Uh...Hi... (A One Direction Fan Fiction)
FanfictionNormal... That's all Jessica's life was. A normal job, with a normal flat, with a, well, I guess not so normal friend. All it took was two spilt coffee's and a bag of smushed brownies to change it all. With fame comes drama, and with drama comes hea...
