Uh...Hi... (A One Direction Fan Fiction)

But Hilda!

Author's Note: Hey my brother from another mother; my sister from another mister! How are you this fine day?! Okay in all honestly my day wasn't the greatest but what kind of person would I be if I let a bunch of horrible people ruin my day?! Oh right, a teenager... awkward. Any who here's chapter 23 I had a lot of fun writing it because, come on, we need some humor and happiness! Well enjoy my readers and I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! I'm not a rapest so it' okay.

Chapter 23

But Hilda!

***Jessica's POV***

"Oh Hilda please!"

"No Max I'm leaving for good this time!"

"But I love you!"

"I can't do this anymore! I love another man! I love Henry!"

"What?!"

"Okay what the bloody hell are we watching?" Niall asked from beside me, saying the exact same thing I was thinking. This act of speech earned a pillow thrown in our way by the one and only Harry Styles.

"Oi! Why you little..."

Harry's head snapped in my direction, his eyebrows scrunched together in annoyance. "What was that Jessica...?"

"Oh nothing Curly." I responded with a roll of my eyes. Maybe Louis was finally rubbing off on me; I was never this sassy before.

"You did not just go there!"

"Oh I think I did!" Screaming we rose to our feet, glaring at each other from across the room. The only sound was Brittney's quiet laughter and Niall crunching on his popcorn.

"Take. It. Back." He growled glaring at me while he did so.

"Curly."

With one last glare Harry smirked making my own smile frown. "Do I need to remind you what I ran in on only a few short weeks ago? The picture? I'm sure Twitter would love that!"

"You wouldn't dare."

"Wouldn't I?"

My eyes widened for a moment as I gave Harry the death glare making even the King of Sass flinch.

"Oh hell no."

-Five Minutes Later-

"Ah! She's biting, she's biting! Someone get this mad woman off of me! No not the curls!" Harry shrieked as I began pulling on his hair from my place on his back. Normally I wasn't this violent, like ever. Maybe I still had some built up anger from the whole Samantha, Brittney being an idiot thing. Yeah, that was it.

Or you just felt the need to beat up Harry...

Eh, maybe...

Come on we both know Harry- wait did you agree with me! It's a Christmas Miracle.

Don't I have to remind you? We're 'the same person'.

Shut up.

Aw, what's the matter brain? Got beat by your own words? Sucks to suck!

I mentally did a dance at the victory of beating myself. Letting out a sigh when I figured I was probably, most likely crazy. Yay...

"JESSICA!" A loud voice screamed making me jump off Harry's back and look around the room for a fire or murderer.

"Jeeze! I thought there was a fire or something! Don't do that to a person!"

"I think you'll live Meeks, now come one, we're going to the mall! We're unbanned!" Brittney exclaimed full of excitement and glee. It's kinda funny to think not even a week ago she was in a hospital bed and wouldn't wake up. It's mind blowing how life works. Just really makes you think...