piper / harry
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uhhh i think we're about to have a problem
what sort of problem?
a big one
as in six very big very tall very heavily armed problems
coming in hot through the back security entrance
are you finished getting what you needed off the servers?
just about
work as quickly as possible and I'll try to find another way out
don't worry about it I have an idea
is it one of those ideas that I always regret agreeing to?
are we going to end up in the hospital again?
no of course not
well, maybe
no
you haven't even heard the idea yet!
no
too late we've run out of time I've got this
what is that alarm sound?
...
6 answer me what is that alarm sound?
you're going to want to cover your mouth as much as possible
and you're probably also going to want to avoid breathing more than absolutely necessary
what did you do!!
I saved our arses
you can thank me later
oh I'll do something later
i've got the data. front entrance in three minutes?
what the hell is this stuff?! I can hardly breath
also my eyes are burning is that normal?
you'll be fine there's an antidote we can take, we just need to get to a hospital like... yesterday
but we'll be fine
...
also don't shoot your gun because my idea is also, um, flammable
i hate your ideas
you love my ideas
I honestly don't know how its possible but my life was so boring before you came into it
you're welcome
that wasn't a compliment
well here's a compliment for you, your bum looks really good from behind now get it moving!!
YOU ARE READING
salute [h.s]
Fanfiction*this story does not belong to me, originally written by bioluminescentwriting on tumblr* In some ways, Piper Stone is your average 23 year old. She graduated a year ago, she had a shit job, and her flat was the size of a shoe box. In other ways, P...